Why do people claim that space aliens do weird shit instead of the obvious?

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Probably because humans do weird things. Like skateboarding on a rail, only to fall and get hit in the nuts. Or thinking that this is a good look. Or pretty much any Japanese phenomena Cracked.com has ever done an article on. If humans do these weird things, it doesn’t seem like that much of a stretch to think aliens would also have some major lapses in judgment.

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