You've just lost a bet. And you're told you have to run down your street tonight in the nude. How old are you, how embarrassed or nervous are you all day, and are you blushing and covering with your hands during your run?

You've just lost a bet. And you're told you have to run down your street tonight in the nude. How old are you, how embarrassed or nervous are you all day, and are you blushing and covering with your hands during your run?
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I’m almost 56, female, and no way in hell would I expose myself these days. Roll back the clock to 40, maybe. I’d have to go with truth over dare these days. lol
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