Oops! I sent my Cologard (for colon cancer testing) sample to Ancestry.com instead of my DNA sample. What results will I get about my genetic make-up?

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They’ll find out what kind of an ass you really are. DNA is DNA – they should be able to extract it from your fecal matter.

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