Description : What are some favors people love to offer, but you don't want?
Last Answer : I really don’t want your seat. As long as my feet aren’t bleeding, you don’t need to offer it to me. I can stand, thank you. It allows me to make a quick exit if I need it.
Description : Do you agree with this council member and his lawyer that the act of grabbing this woman was just a "joke," and people are make a big to-do about nothing?
Last Answer : it's assault, plain and simple. People who call it ridiculous political correctness have no concept of the level of discomfort (read: a certain amount of pain) that these actions cause. Bruising and ... that do this kind of thing would never dream of doing the same thing to dogs or children.
Description : What are your thoughts on the following joke: People that say they don't like cats just haven't had them cooked right?
Last Answer : Not funny to me. Anything about killing something probably I won’t find funny. There might be some exceptions, but I am not thinking of any right now.
Description : Stuff White People Like - what's another term for "white people"?
Last Answer : gringo’s
Description : How do you feel about James Gunn being rehired by Disney to direct Guardians of the Galaxy 3?
Last Answer : I think the firing was an overreaction. People should be allowed to mistakes. It shouldn’t ruin their prospects for life. I’m glad to see they’ve gotten over the hysteria.
Description : What is the worst possible pun/joke you have ever heard of?
Last Answer : Did you hear about the guy that invented Lifesavers? – they say he made a mint.
Description : Would you pull a prank on a total stranger?
Last Answer : Friends and relatives are fair game though.
Description : Do you know any corny jokes?
Last Answer : I went to the dentist, but I only had a dollar, so he gave me buck teeth.
Description : Have you ever said exactly the wrong thing but in total innocence?
Last Answer : answer:Not me. But then, I'm kind of shy and I don't tend to goof around with people in the open. That's not my kind of humor. I think I may have learned early on that joking around in that kind ... like that, and sometimes you can get away with it online, even if you can't get away with it irl.
Description : Anybody got any good flood jokes?
Last Answer : answer:A man was sitting on his front porch when it started to rain. The rain came down harder and harder and the man realized that it was a flood. So the flood waters were rising and when the water started ... t you take care of me? The Lord says, Well, I sent you two rowboats and a helicopter!
Description : What does this joke mean (may be offensive)?
Last Answer : Parkinson’s patients usually are more functional in the morning.
Description : Did anyone see the episode of The Talk where they were joking about the woman that cut her husband's penis off?
Last Answer : I saw it. I was also perturbed enough to shut it off that day.
Description : What is the most ridiculous thing you can do to a Buckingham Palace guard to which they still wouldn't be able to display a reaction?
Last Answer : Moon them?
Description : Help me to understand this joke?
Last Answer : A shitzu = shit zoo. Because it only had one dog.
Description : Help me understand this joke?
Last Answer : Cowboy wanted the horse to fetch a group of men to bust him out of trouble, but instead of bringing back a posse, the horse brought back pussy.
Description : What is a good practical joke to play on someone?
Last Answer : answer:I don’t care to have practical jokes pulled on me so I don’t do it to others. While in school, I watched a few guys escalating the game until they ended up hated each other. For what? (Does that make me a party pooper?)
Description : Got any dumb jokes that are actually quite funny, relatively speaking?
Last Answer : answer:I have a joke that I love but only science geeks ever get it. A particle physicist is driving very fast down the motorway and is pulled over by a police officer*. The policeman says ... I know exactly where I am! *This physicist is British. Substitute freeway and traffic cop as required.
Description : Anyone know any good jokes?
Last Answer : What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
Description : Got pun?
Last Answer : Sounds like a cathe of math hysteria to me!
Description : What's a good joke about animals?
Last Answer : Check out this thread
Description : This is for the guys, is this funny?
Last Answer : I’m a girl, but no. Not at all. It’s mean to both parties.
Description : The funniest joke youve ever heard?
Last Answer : answer:What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?? hot cross bunnies
Description : Have a favorite bad pun?
Last Answer : tiny pianist
Description : Heard any good jokes lately?
Last Answer : That is fantastic :P I don’t have any jokes right now but I just wanted to show my appreciation for yours. I will come back when I think of one.
Description : Did Todd Allan Corbett really apply for a name change, or is the story about him, just a joke?
Last Answer : well, since it says on the site itself (right under the image), “In my perfect world, this is a true story.” once can infer that this is but a joke.
Description : Fill in the rest anyway you want. Be creative and FUNNY.
Last Answer : “Yes, aisle 7.” Funny and creative. Mostly because the clean answer would be the least expected.
Description : "I don't know, but this time I'm using a spoon!"?
Last Answer : What the fork is wrong with you?
Description : People who repost obvious questions instead of searching the post history, why?
Last Answer : ’s search feature is garbage and you know it
Description : When does one cross the line from acknowledging obvious human differences to being an outright racist?
Last Answer : Nobody knows. Some people are offended by any mention of differences, and others make a career out of joking about it.
Description : Which most popular input device is used today for interactive processing and for the one line entry of data for batch processing? a. Mouse b. Magnetic disk c. Visual display terminal d. Card punch
Last Answer : Mouse
Last Answer : a. Mouse
Description : "Inspire The Next" is the punch line of which company?
Last Answer : Hitachi
Description : "Power of Simplicity" is the punch line of Tally, then "Sense & Simplicity" is the tagline of which company?
Last Answer : Philips
Description : "World's Local Bank" is the punch line of which bank?
Last Answer : HSBC Bank
Description : Do people sometimes think they really, really want to do something, but in talking to them it's obvious to you that they haven't thought it through?
Last Answer : answer:With your details, I'm not sure what you're asking. In this case, it sounds like they have a different interpretation of the inexact concept of country than you do. My friends live outside ... cottage with power about 20 minutes outside of a town of 10,000. It's all about perspective.
Description : How do you feel about people who make their religous stand really, really obvious, even it it's sure to offend, or even hurt other people?
Last Answer : What were you doing looking up at him then? : ) I participate in those things also out of respect .I guess but it's probably more out of not really wanting to stir things up. I do get tired of the ... those who are not. We're not going to hell so they just need to get over their hateful attitude.
Description : Why do people claim that space aliens do weird shit instead of the obvious?
Last Answer : Probably because humans do weird things. Like skateboarding on a rail, only to fall and get hit in the nuts. Or thinking that this is a good look. Or pretty much any Japanese phenomena Cracked.com ... t seem like that much of a stretch to think aliens would also have some major lapses in judgment.
Description : What are signs of depression that are not obvious to other people?
Last Answer : Deep sorrow and intense state of sadness. I have books of study by Robert Whitaker, "Anatomy of an Epidemic" It is a "controversial" book because it "investigates the long-term effects of ... not the answer in addressing this normal state of intense sadness, sorrow and deep feelings of loneliness.
Description : What are two obvious ideas in the advertisement that reflect European views about race and the nonwhite people living in European colonies What do these ideas imply about European colonialism and the?
Last Answer : Need answer
Description : This one is for the ladies. What are some mannerisms you catch yourself doing that can be taken as obvious signs you're into somone?
Last Answer : Hair flip. Touching them. Eye contact. Saying their name often.
Description : Is it obvious or not obvious why some stores charge customers (annual for eg.) a fee in order to sell them their products?
Last Answer : I worked in a grocery store that was a Franchise and that company charges a fee to have the ideal placement on the shelves, or near the cash register , knowing that some people (or most) buy on impulse. That is why adverting of a product with colorful and eye catching themes becomes very important .
Description : What are some obvious things that you realized later?
Last Answer : That aggravated assault isn’t meaning that they asked for it. aggravated means worse. Also the Andre the giant was French.
Description : Other than some of the obvious ones, what are your best job interview tips?
Last Answer : Never let them see you sweat.
Description : Besides the obvious, what are some physical changes to a woman's body after she has children (like 4 years later)
Last Answer : From what I’ve seen around, not much. It depends on how she takes care of herself—if she hasn’t gained weight (past six months), no changes.
Description : What are some obvious signs of HIV?
Last Answer : Just HIV, http://www.justhiv.com/ provides information on HIV and early signs and obvious signs of HIV. Diagnosis and treatments are also discussed as well as resources and guidance.
Description : It is obvious that technologies can be used in ways that enhance the ____________ of some over others, for example, the use of television to sell acandidate. a. Power. b. Authority. c. Privilege. d. All of the above.
Last Answer : d. All of the above.
Description : If it ever turns out we are in a simulation, what would make it sort of obvious in hindsight?
Last Answer : Quantum physics. Just like in any computer program, when you look reaally deeply into it, it feels like corners were cut, and there's an RNG there for no damn reason.
Description : Is this intuitively obvious?
Last Answer : Can you play snap?