answer:I have a handheld Shark Steam-thingie. I bought it at a yard sale or Goodwill or something. It’s completely useless. Doesn’t accomplish a bloody thing a damp cloth wouldn’t do faster. I was looking into getting another spot-cleaner – I used to have the Bissell LittleGreen, and it ran fine for about a year with reasonably heavy use – but they’re like $100 now (my first one was $40) so I just grabbed a small wet/dry Craftsman Shop Vac from Sears today for $30 (h/t to @LuckyGuy for the idea) and now have much cleaner upholstery.