I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about . . . . . . relationships that went bad, . . . relationships that might have been . . . whatever romantic relationship I am in (analyzing same to death every single day). . . . whether I will have a date for the upcoming (insert appropriate holiday): New Year’s Eve, Valentine’s Day, the annual Super Bowl party, etc. . . . whether I will have a date for an upcoming important social event: my best friend’s wedding, my reunion, a friend’s engagement party, etc., ad nauseum. . . . wondering why he didn’t call. . . . thinking about why I need to break up with him.