If you were to write a song about Twitter, what would the lyrics say?

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They took the worst part of facebook- whoahhhhhhhhoh oh The 140-character, attention grabbing hook- yeahhhahhhhhh And made from it, a site called twitter, oh baby So now I can blog while I sit on the shitter, uh, uh, uh.

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