What is the most random thing you have ever blurted out?

What is the most random thing you have ever blurted out?
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answer:I was having a one sided conversation with a really annoying woman that wouldn’t leave me alone, so as soon as she took a breath I asked her: Are you pregnant – or just plain fat? it worked
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