answer:I’m trying to, I have a parrot, he is yours if you want him. “Free parrot?” I hear you ask, “surely there must be a catch” I hear you say. Well… yes, one small catch, the parrot is the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler, I’m sure of it. If you let it out of the cage, it will fly at your face claws first. He likes to say “give me your hand” and then bite you when you do. He is eeeevil. He is fine with me, buy as soon as he even sees anyone else, he will size them up, and then take on a more dominant position in his cage. Animal lovers: his cage is always open if its just me and him, and even when it’s closed, it’s a massive cage, I could fit in it easy.