Recent questions tagged farts

Description : If you get detained by the rozzers and then proceed to release a massive, stinking fart inside their car, will you be charged with anything?

Last Answer : No. Not unless you light it.

Description : Why do our own farts smell so much less vile than those of others?

Last Answer : I think even the tiniest sniff of someone else’s fart is so off putting, because it’s not our own, but we’re a lot more tolerant of our own smells. Although I have on occasion chased my self from the room.

Description : Would you like to get all your farting out of the way, and never fart again?

Last Answer : No, I would like to continue to spread them across the years. As George Carlin said, “You know, your own smell fairly decent.”

Description : Why do people like the smell of their own farts?

Last Answer : They do? Maybe it’s just you. I think the cheese stands alone, Dude.