Recent questions tagged just for fun

Description : What are the very best things about where you are?

Last Answer : I love my husband, the kindest, most easy-going guy I've ever known. I love that my mother lives 2 miles away, and that I get to see her every day. I love my boutique health club, which ... in the neighborhood and has fabulous exercise classes. I love my doggie oh, that's right, you already know!

Description : What superpower would you want, and would you be a hero or a villain?

Last Answer : Super smarts. I would be neutral. I would earn a living with my smarts. I would wear sweats and a cardigan.

Description : Who's your daddy?

Last Answer : My dad was a lot like the dad in Father Knows Best. After work, reading the paper while Huntley Brinkley were on, with a drink and a cigarette. Available for one or two sentence feed back on the problem of the day.

Description : Will you describe your island?

Last Answer : A corpse floating in an ocean of my slain foes’ blood.

Description : What would you do if your parents had this deep secret?

Last Answer : I would want in.

Description : If you were a character in one of those death race movies, what car, or truck would you have?

Last Answer : answer:1988 Crown Victoria. Parts are everywhere, the thing is built like a damn tank, every mechanic everywhere knows how to take it apart and put it back together blindfolded, and I can fit a Prius in the trunk. Gods, I miss that car.

Description : If you discovered a genuine cure made from snake oil, how would you sell it?

Last Answer : answer:Delicately. Great question. Actually you would have to give it some scientific bullshitty name, like Serpentoleum or Oil of Crotalus (rattlesnake) or Agkistrodon ointment (copperhead).

Description : What is better than melted ice cream?

Last Answer : Un-melted ice cream is better!

Description : Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me______ Part 66.

Last Answer : answer:Coffee? Is this question about me? TJBM is so vain, they think the song is about them.

Description : During this joyous holiday season, what's one rude thing you thought but didn't really consider saying?

Last Answer : answer:“Stop touching my stuff!” to the lady ahead of me in the checkout line as she pawed and ooooed over my banana chocolate chip pancake mix. Surprisingly, I don’t think I swore….. How uncharacteristic of me

Description : Who wants to play "Would you do it?"?

Last Answer : If it was temporary yes. If the only way to get lurve was to answer this question, would you?

Description : What would you use teleportation for?

Last Answer : Definitely to work and home back and forth : )

Description : If the average person only uses 10% of their brain, how much does a moron use?

Last Answer : Does a moron driver use any at all?????

Description : Will you tell the story? Who has experiences to explore not told before?

Last Answer : answer:I have a library story that I have not told here. It's a good one, I think When I was at university I got a summer job in London at a big library. It was a very grand old building and ... and slimmer than I am now so I managed to squeeze out. I never told a soul there about my experience.

Description : How do you know when your done doing nothing?

Last Answer : “You’re” doing something.

Description : What is/would a twin planet set be like, if it were capable of sustaining life?

Last Answer : The closer to the sun then more metal and heavy elements in the planet, the further away then more gases and hydrogen and helium. It could share an atmosphere then they would be like our moon/earth relationship.

Description : What's your very best pay it forward story?

Last Answer : answer:Dang, this is a tough one. I think you might have set the bar a little too high asking for the best . I pay little good fortunes forward almost daily. I might buy a gallon of salad for $1 ... to have no such prohibition in this neck of the woods. You just wanted me to tell ya a story!

Description : Would you care to do a commercial?

Last Answer : NPR I’d prefer a hot young couple in the US make the commercial. The content is so rich, they just need more listeners.

Description : If you pick your nose, what do you do with the booger?

Last Answer : I collect them. I keep my boogers in a pillbox during the day, then I mount them in my display, grouped by color, size and shape. It’s interesting to see how they change during the year depending on the pollen in the air.

Description : What is your super special talent?

Last Answer : Writing stupid questions and crazy answers.

Description : Can you tell us something you dislike, then say something good about it?

Last Answer : Raisins. But you can throw them at people.

Description : What would you do with two tiny robots (see details)?

Last Answer : ~Fight to the death. Guard me in at night as a moving nightlight. Clean the carpet. Give companionship/distraction. Cat toy.

Description : If you had a genie what would you wish for?

Last Answer : I would wish to become a god.

Description : Which of these wagers would you be most comfortable making?

Last Answer : C

Description : Game: Would you like to rewrite a child's rhyme to reflect adult issues?

Last Answer : answer:Here's mine: I am Sam. Sam I am. Do you like diazepam? I do, I like diazepam. And I will take it out of stress And I will take when head's a mess And I will take it when I fear And I will take ... it here or there Hell, I will take it anywhere! I do so like diazepam I do, I like it, Sam I Am.

Description : Have you ever seen a mannequin that looked like you, or someone you know?

Last Answer : answer:I’ve seen plenty of bald mannequins, and they look like me and other bald men I know, especially a certain one I met recently… :-)

Description : What songs go together?

Last Answer : answer:Okay, I just thought of some more… Free Bird – Lynyrd Skynyrd I’m Like A Bird – Nelly Furtado

Description : What's the best prank you've ever seen anybody pull?

Last Answer : My two friends were having a debate about who had better genetics. So I told one of them that the other was secretly training for a marathon to prove the other one wrong. So my friend believed ... his motivation fizzled out. I was hoping he would train until the marathon that would have been epic.

Description : What comes first the egg or the chicken?

Last Answer : Which is right, evolution or creationism?

Description : Why is the High Five losing out to the Fist Bump?

Last Answer : Isn’t the fist bump more pirate, though?