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Description : What excuse have you used to get out of a speeding ticket?

Last Answer : Keep a bottle of stage blood in your glove compartment and you’ll never have another speeding ticket. If you’re stopped, squirt it on your lap before the officer comes over, and say “Officer, I’m so glad to see you, I’m trying to get to the hospital, I think I’m going to pass out.”

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