Whats the funniest joke ever?

Whats the funniest joke ever?
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Impossible to answer – each person’s sense of humour varies. Personally I love dark and grim humour. Dead baby jokes always get a chuckle out of me, partially because they’re SO outlandish, unrealistic and offensive. Another one of my top favorites is Andy Kaufman’s routine where he reads the audience The Great Gatsby. Then again I love all of his work.
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