Description : What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?
Last Answer : What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full!
Description : What is the most terrible yet funniest joke you've ever heard?
Last Answer : I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, because I’m genuinely unsure of what you’re asking. By “worst” do you mean “most offensive,” or literally a bad joke? I can’t tell, because the example in the question doesn’t strike me as funny, but it could be offensive… so in what way do you mean “worst?”
Description : Whats the funniest knock-knock joke you've ever heard?
Last Answer : One of my favorites is the old— Knock, knock. Who’s there? That’s right.
Description : The funniest joke youve ever heard?
Last Answer : answer:What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?? hot cross bunnies
Description : What`s the funniest joke you`ve ever heard?
Last Answer : There once was a man from Nantucket….oh, wait. Nevermind.
Description : What's the funniest spoonerisms you've ever heard or said?
Last Answer : Our Father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name.
Description : What's the funniest name you've ever heard of for a pet?
Last Answer : D. O. Gee
Description : What is the funniest REAL person's name you've ever heard of?
Last Answer : Mrs. Featherbottom from Arrested Development
Description : Whats the funniest last name you've ever heard of (real answers only please)?
Last Answer : "Thumb"like how does that become a name?
Description : What is the corniest 'yo mama' joke you've EVER heard?
Last Answer : http://i45.tinypic.com/sgijk4.jpg
Description : What is the corniest joke you've ever heard?
Last Answer : Ketchup from Pulp Fiction… It makes my ear wax melt….
Description : what's the best joke you've ever heard?
Last Answer : My life
Description : Whats the funniest joke ever?
Last Answer : Impossible to answer - each person's sense of humour varies. Personally I love dark and grim humour. Dead baby jokes always get a chuckle out of me, partially because they're SO outlandish, unrealistic and ... s routine where he reads the audience The Great Gatsby. Then again I love all of his work.
Description : What is the funniest true story you’ve heard?
Last Answer : Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize in 2009 and Hitler, Stalin, Nixon, Khomeini, Putin, and Trump being Times person of the year.
Description : What are some of the funniest things you've said or heard when talking on the phone?
Last Answer : I've got friends who pick up the phone already talking to someone. One mommy does that so regularly, sometimes I'm waiting five minutes before she greets me. I get to hear things like, Well just go to ... . Suddenly her voice bursts directly into my ear, Oh, it's you! How do you spell catalyst?
Description : What's the funniest/best put-down you've personally heard?
Last Answer : answer:The best insults are Shakespearean, and my favorite is from Othello: Thou dolt, you’re as ignorant as dirt.
Description : What's the funniest slip-up you've heard someone else say?
Last Answer : When I was studying in Argentina I had to have an evaluation by the school couselor at the start of the semester. She asked me what activities I enjoyed and one of them was fiestar a verb for ... Argentina this means to have an orgy. The woman did not stop laughing through the rest of our meeting.
Description : What's the funniest incident of technology failing you or someone else that you've heard of?
Last Answer : it can be from any time frame, not necessarily recent. Once I find an incident, I get to relate it in a way that could have been prevented, how it affected the company, and what to do now to prevent it from happening again.
Description : What's the funniest/most bizarre question you've heard from a kid?
Last Answer : answer:I was 14 when some kid Asked, “excuse me sir, what time is it?” my “if you Stop calling me sir, i’ll tell you the time” … :)
Description : What's the best joke you've heard in a while?
Last Answer : answer:No dirty jokes? Okay… what’s the difference between an Aston Martin and a pile of dead babies? I don’t have an Aston Martin in my garage!
Description : What's you funniest/best clean joke?
Last Answer : answer:Repeating myself: Déscartes walks into a McDonald’s amd places an order. The waitperson says, “Do you want fries with that burger?” Descartes replies, “I think not,” and promptly disappears.
Description : What's the funniest dirty joke you know?
Last Answer : Bobby took a bath with bubbles. Bubbles is the neighbors wife.
Description : What is the funniest thing you have ever heard that you couldn't actually laugh at?
Last Answer : answer:For me, it was something my uncle said. My uncle, my aunt, my parents and I were driving somewhere in my uncle's conversion van. I was sitting behind all them in the back seat. My dad and uncle ... anyone to know that I got it. Still one of the funniest things I have ever heard in my life.
Description : What is the funniest excuse you ever heard for being overweight?
Last Answer : answer:I had a friend who insisted it was just baby fat nevermind we were in highschool I saw her several years later and she was stick thin said I told you it was just baby fat. I started ... it was just water weight. I took water pills. They thought this was the funniest thing they ever heard.
Description : Can I start a post called "The funniest thing I ever heard?"?
Last Answer : Oh that’s so funny.
Description : What is the cutest/funniest thing you have ever heard a young child say or mispronounce?
Last Answer : Instead of “truck” he said “Look at my fuck!”
Description : What is the funniest, weirdest expletive that you have ever heard?
Last Answer : Ham wallet Douche nozzle Both great…
Description : Whats the funniest pick up line u ever heard? Or used
Last Answer : answer:i’ve said this before on here but so what “are you jewish? ‘cause you Israeli hot” (my apologies to the offended)
Description : What is the funniest, best, or most creative/original outgoing message you have ever heard on a telephone answering machine?
Last Answer : George Costanza
Description : What is the worst possible pun/joke you have ever heard of?
Last Answer : Did you hear about the guy that invented Lifesavers? – they say he made a mint.
Description : What was the best joke you have ever heard?
Last Answer : answer:I can’t repeat it here. It will get deleted. August 23, 2008, 7:25 PM EDT
Description : What is the funniest movie actor you've ever seen in a movie?
Last Answer : Robin Williams gtfo
Description : What’s the funniest video game you’ve ever played that made you laugh out loud?
Last Answer : South Park: The Stick of Truth
Description : What's the funniest [sic] notation you've ever seen?
Last Answer : The Canadian society for Alzheimers disease has the “Forget me not” flower as their official logo. lol
Description : What's the funniest video you've ever seen (don't put inappropiate ones)
Last Answer : answer:Perhaps because I did this to my roommates: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw9VI546a-E
Description : What is one of the funniest text messages you've ever received?
Last Answer : This isn’t a text message, but my brother sent me a pic called “straggler.” I opened it up and there was a tiny piece of poop in a toilet.
Description : What's the funniest thing you've ever mis-read?
Last Answer : answer:Btw, this question is approved by ninjacolin. Checked to be sure I spelled it right!
Description : What is the funniest random incident you've ever seen or had happen to you that can make you laugh by just recalling it?
Last Answer : I was on my first date and I was walking around with the boy at the mall. All of a sudden, somebody stepped on a random mustard packet in the middle of the walkway and it squirted all over us both. We were laughing so hard because we were covered in mustard.
Description : What is the funniest thing you've ever seen on Youtube?
Last Answer : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma6nCkAzN7w
Description : What is the funniest thing you've ever seen on the internet?
Last Answer : answer:Here are two candidates: Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard: http://www.theonion.com/video/apple-introduces-revolutionary-new-laptop-with-no,14299/ New Poll Finds 86 Percent ... http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-t,1916/
Description : What are some of the funniest misspellings or misprints you've ever seen in a print ad, article or on a sign?
Last Answer : answer:I’m a big fan of engrish.com. The name is a bit NSFW, but it’s a hilarious concept – poorly translated/misspelled instructions. Then there’s all of the various misspellings, etc., that one finds on www.passiveagressivenotes.com.
Description : What is the funniest or best Graffiti you've ever seen?
Last Answer : This always made me smile image
Description : What is the funniest thing you have seen, heard, been a part of? Would it be considered funny now?
Last Answer : There’s a video of a screaming goat (non-violent. ) It’s very simple. But it makes me laugh, every time. It hasn’t gotten old…
Description : What is the strangest/funniest thing that you have heard/seen all week?
Last Answer : “I am on a drug, it’s called ‘Charlie Sheen.’ It’s not available ‘cause if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off, and children will weep over your exploded body.” – Charlie Sheen
Description : Heard the Latest Neutrino Joke?
Last Answer : I already read that on the Internet two days from now. :-)
Description : Stop me if you heard this one! Anybody have a one-liner or short, clean, joke they'd like to tell?
Last Answer : Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, “I’ll drive, you man the turret.”
Description : What is the funniest/weirdest question you've seen on Fluther?
Last Answer : Just go ask the mods. They’ll probably send you all 14 of mine. (Just kidding, Mods. Hey, how ‘bout them Spurs?)
Description : What is the funniest moment you've experienced?
Last Answer : When my very proper English mother-in-law stood up, farted audibly and then announced, “I’m going in to the kitchen to cut the cheese.” My Ex and I were rolling on the floor.
Description : What's the funniest experience you've had trying to speak a foreign language?
Last Answer : answer:I named my cat what I thought was the word for kitten in Hungarian. I know a Hungarian guy and I was telling him about it and he said that the way I pronounced it, I was saying “boobies” instead of Kitty. He thought that it was pretty funny!
Description : What's the funniest example you've seen where someone was drunk?
Last Answer : My friend being wheelbarrrowed from the back garden to the front. Then another desperatly trying to hold on to the floor to stop her self falling off!! I wish mobile were around then I’d have made a fortune on you tube!