I will activate the wish device and wish for knowing everything that humanity currently knows ( I will assume that this is not a super power ). After all, knowledge is power, and power is money. Then I step into the teleporter and go to Japan, because I am a weeaboo (and because of the wish I now speak Japanese better than most of the natives). I will also take the devices with me, use my superior smarts to reverse engineer/repair them and use them as often as I like.