answer:SENTIENT DROID PHONES. They’re behind everything like this. Seriously. They send a message to the toaster saying “dude, don’t defrost that muffin” because they know it’s going to make you weak and hungry if you can’t eat it. IT’S HOW THEY’RE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD, MAN. They’ll wear us down and then when we’re too weak to press the “Off” button…. we’re doomed.