answer:You said you don’t want to come off as “girly” and as “confident and smooth” instead. Therefore, I’m guessing you’re a dude. In that case, I’d say you should order a “large” because only bitches call their coffee “venti” or whatever coffee, black with no cream or sugar or caramel unicorn powder in it. Also, when the baristas ask for your name, tell them it’s “Kermit.” When they inevitably comment on it, tell them you were named after Theodore Roosevelt’s badass alcoholic son. I did that once, and my date was impressed as hell at my voluminous historical trivia knowledge, as well as my smooth lying skills. That’s a lie. I didn’t have a date when I told the baristas my name was Kermit. But you believed me for a second there, didn’t you? And that’s what counts.