What is the best comeback you have ever heard?

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answer:The way I remember it, I could cook up a nice plate of sarcasm back in the day. I’m trying to break myself from it, however, as I found that I was capable of going days without uttering a single non-sarcastic statement. It was exhausting to the people around me, who had no idea what I was talking about after awhile. Now, when some verbally jabs me, I just smile and ask them if they would like a glass of water.

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