To start things off, my old dog Sparky was a beagle he did the usual things climbing fences, barking at dogs, chasing joggers. But one day he had to go outside to do his buisness as I was walking acaross the street to get groceries. Since it was across the street I chained him to the porch for 5 minutes, while I got some food. When I get back, I see my cute little knee-high beagle running around with the detached railing of my front porch. Yep, my dog tore down my front porch. I’ll miss ya Sparky.