If dates could determine history, what should happen on 12-12-12?

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THE END OF THE WORLD IS TOMORROW! OH MY GOD, WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! DON’T FORGET TO TAKE CHOCOLATE! AND ***! RUUUUUUUUUN!

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