If you could change into someone or something else what would it be?

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I AM tired of myself, and I want to be Bill Gates for the rest of my life, dammit. I want to spend the rest of my days figuring out how I can most charitably spend Billions. Hell, I don’t even need to move – I’m comfortable – I just want to make a huge difference. Bill can keep the lifestyle, the house and Melinda. I want control of the Foundation!

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