Is it not long overdue, to officially recognise the true core of Easter and *********, namely the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus?

Is it not long overdue, to officially recognise the true core of Easter and *********, namely the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus?
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I always enjoyed The Onion’s Easter cards.
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