Do you see me being a house husband?

Do you see me being a house husband?
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answer:No, I don’t. This is based on the hundreds of previous postings you have made asking about everything from being a philosopher to a doctor to a truck driver to god only knows what else. I don’t think you have the patience or personality to keep at anything for more than about 1 day. I wonder if you have the ability to concentrate on the hard work of being a house husband, caring for a child, and managing a household. Perhaps if you carried through on something . anything for a year or so, my answer would be different. But based on what I have read of you over the last several years, you would be awful.
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