Ever hear of a joke product like this in a spray can?

Description : Anyone from or have lived in, Germany? I have an exchange student here & I'd like to tell him a joke in German that he will find funny.

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Description : Stop me if you heard this one! Anybody have a one-liner or short, clean, joke they'd like to tell?

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Description : Can you please explain President Biden's joke today?

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Can you complete the following beginning to a joke?

Description : Can you complete the following beginning to a joke?

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Do you remember who told you your first dirty joke?

Description : Do you remember who told you your first dirty joke?

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Tell the best joke you have?

Description : Tell the best joke you have?

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Description : What's a good joke?

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Description : What's the best joke you've heard in a while?

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Description : What is the ultimate naughty joke ?

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Description : What is your reaction when someone is telling a lame joke?

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What is your favorite joke?

Description : What is your favorite joke?

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Description : Is there a joke that you just can't stand anymore?

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Description : Why is it when rabbits make love you can't hear it?

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Have you ever played a character with a prime requisite as normal, or average?

Description : Have you ever played a character with a prime requisite as normal, or average?

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Have you ever run across a funny epitaph?

Description : Have you ever run across a funny epitaph?

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Description : What is the funniest things you ever misheard?

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Do children's lemonade stands ever have to pay protection?

Description : Do children's lemonade stands ever have to pay protection?

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Has anyone ever tried sentencing criminals to a life of humor?

Description : Has anyone ever tried sentencing criminals to a life of humor?

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What is the funniest thing ever uttered by humanity?

Description : What is the funniest thing ever uttered by humanity?

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Has the Holy See ever participated in the Olympics?

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Description : What are the worst pickup lines you have ever used?

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Description : Have you ever been humiliated through a photo or video?

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Will AC ever stop being funny?

Description : Will AC ever stop being funny?

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What is the funniest, weirdest expletive that you have ever heard?

Description : What is the funniest, weirdest expletive that you have ever heard?

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Description : What's the best came-too-late comeback you've ever had?

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Description : What do you think is the funniest prank ever thought up?

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Description : What do you think Godzilla tastes like?

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anonymous · Answer 1 · 2022-03-05T07:53:59+0000

Spencer Gifts (are they even in business any more?) use to have dumb stuff like this. And you used to find ads for this stuff on the last couple of pages of Popular Science and Popular Mechanics. Seems like all that garbage was “made in Japan”

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