Care to share your favorite Halloween story?

Care to share your favorite Halloween story?
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Bummer, yes, but I can understand her concern. It is frightening to know your child will just go right to strangers so easily. I imagine her wanting to leave quickly had less to do with you, and mostly to school her little girl.
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