Superman vs. Cthulhu: Who would win?

Superman vs. Cthulhu: Who would win?
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I’m not much into superhero comics, but I think the only effective defense the superheroes I know of (including Superman in the 1978 film) would have against Cthulhu, would be not being in a Lovecraftian universe. Even Superman’s 1978 time-reversal stunt (which makes no sense BTW) would really help against an incomprehensibly old and transcendentally powerful entity which defies comprehension and brings insanity to those who glimpse the beginnings of awareness of what even its minions are. The only hope against Cthulhu is that it doesn’t exist, or that you may die in ignorance.
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