Is calling us "Jellies" a joke?

Is calling us "Jellies" a joke?
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I think it’s safe to say this site has seen its share of brainless questions and answers. I think it’s also safe to say we have a lot of heart.
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Have any of you jellies actually read about jellyfish?

Description : Have any of you jellies actually read about jellyfish?

Last Answer : Not really. But I’ll know all I need to once someone makes an eco horror movie about them, if it hasn’t been done already, and hasn’t been lost in the seventies.

Do you have a mental file on each Jellyfish in the pond?

Description : Do you have a mental file on each Jellyfish in the pond?

Last Answer : Not everyone – just you, @KNOWITALL ! :-) Seriously, I am just pretty good at keeping people on here straight by connecting the dots – and being on here a lot. Sometimes I totally forget someone who hasn’t been around much.

Are we ready to conquer the world?

Description : Are we ready to conquer the world?

Last Answer : I’m offended. ”slimy villains” Villains…..

Are you this beautiful and sparkly?

Description : Are you this beautiful and sparkly?

Last Answer : Absolutely. I regularly polish my gelatinous bell.

Did you see the video of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Description : Did you see the video of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Last Answer : Nah, it pasta me by.

Would you want to be rescued by this jelly?

Description : Would you want to be rescued by this jelly?

Last Answer : Well it’s US navy backed research – so I have a feeling it’s bound for a little more destroy than search. I can see them afixing an underwater mine to it and the little bugger stealthily swimming towards and attaching itself to a boat.

Do jellyfish have all the senses and "hidden" facial features?

Description : Do jellyfish have all the senses and "hidden" facial features?

Last Answer : answer:@blueberry_kid They are indeed really cool. Have you seen pictures of the world's largets species? Here;s a Lion's Mane next to a scuba diver for comparison. How cool is that? Jellyfish don't ... They aren't able to see specific shapes, but can detect light verses dark areas and basic shape.

What do you think of jellyfish?

Description : What do you think of jellyfish?

Last Answer : I was once stung by a portuguse man of war. It sucked :(

How do you feel about jellyfish?

Description : How do you feel about jellyfish?

Last Answer : ninahenry what a great answer you gave yourself. I couldn’t possibly top it. :-)

Do jelly beans give jellyfish gas?

Description : Do jelly beans give jellyfish gas?

Last Answer : Not if you take jellyo first.

Does anyone collect jellyfish stuff?

Description : Does anyone collect jellyfish stuff?

Last Answer : Hmm.. I made a jellyfish stencil once. On that shirt there’s also a green, silver and yellow jellyfish further down.

Would you like your own jelly?

Description : Would you like your own jelly?

Last Answer : Whoa! That is so cool! Thanks for letting us know about it!!!

Why are the Jellyfish riding a submarine. Wouldn't they die?

Description : Why are the Jellyfish riding a submarine. Wouldn't they die?

Last Answer : Maybe the submarine is filled with salt water, and they are playing in it in much the same way that children play in quarter operated airplanes at the supermarket.

What's the deal with geeks and jellyfish?

Description : What's the deal with geeks and jellyfish?

Last Answer : the jelly naturally attracts nerds because of their complex nature, jellys are the nerds of the sea

How to kill the sting of jellyfish?

Description : How to kill the sting of jellyfish?

Last Answer : I'm told that the urine thing isn't just an urban myth. Has something to do with the ammonia in the urine interacting with the venom of the sting.

Why are jellyfish so darn cool?

Description : Why are jellyfish so darn cool?

Last Answer : cause they are made of jelly

What's the coolest jellyfish?

Description : What's the coolest jellyfish?

Last Answer : I’d have to say the Lion’s Mane Jellyfish. it is the largest and “coolest” because it lives in artic waters. Great question by the way! It made me look at some pretty neat stuff on jellyfish!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion%27s_mane_jellyfish

Should I be concerned that someone here sent me a comment that said, "Chuck Norris invented jellyfish."?

Description : Should I be concerned that someone here sent me a comment that said, "Chuck Norris invented jellyfish."?

Last Answer : Its just hairypalm’s way of welcoming you [equal]p

Recurrence of jellyfish sting?

Description : Recurrence of jellyfish sting?

Last Answer : Jellyfish stings can come and go for six weeks.

How to Treat a Jellyfish Sting

Description : How to Treat a Jellyfish Sting

Last Answer : How to Treat a Jellyfish Sting Jellyfish stings are one of those things that can seriously ruin a beach holiday. Jellyfish sting using their many tentacles which all contain alkali-based venom. While jellyfish ... try! Get to a hospital as quickly as possible for a followup checkup on the sting.

Okay, is this a joke US jellies?

Description : Okay, is this a joke US jellies?

Last Answer : I’m not a Yoo ess ayan, no really, but this upcoming election is the best joke ever, very entertaining

Calling all jellies: Can you help me mount a debate against anorexia in the fashion industry?

Description : Calling all jellies: Can you help me mount a debate against anorexia in the fashion industry?

Last Answer : The only argument, aside from the unrealistic body models is the simple, indisputable fact, that extremely low body weight is unhealthy and can lead to death from cardiac arrest as the heart muscle is ... is a dis-ease of the mind and psyche and starvation is the manifestation of the unwell mind.

Calling all stoner jellies - why do you need so many pipes?

Description : Calling all stoner jellies - why do you need so many pipes?

Last Answer : I do not see this trend with the smokers I know. People do definitely have a preference, but I don’t know anyone who has more than 3 pieces of paraphernalia—usually papers, a bong and a pipe.

Calculating calories- calling all health and science jellies...

Description : Calculating calories- calling all health and science jellies...

Last Answer : I think to remain accurate you need a calorimeter for each sample and a large enough number of samples to have statistical significance. Too many variables to trust a formula. Conditions are never that perfect.

As the Trump trainwreck rumbles on apace, we now find the Donald LEADING in the polls. Isn't it sort of creepy that so many of us don't get the joke?

Description : As the Trump trainwreck rumbles on apace, we now find the Donald LEADING in the polls. Isn't it sort of creepy that so many of us don't get the joke?

Last Answer : It’s as though he’s out to DELIBERATELY illustrate the absurdities which render his party the laughing stock it has become. Is it possible?

When did the media newscasters first start calling the US real estate market of the past 10 years a "bubble"?

Description : When did the media newscasters first start calling the US real estate market of the past 10 years a "bubble"?

Last Answer : It was around 2002 or 2003 when we all saw the real estate market blowing itself up ridiculously…by 2004 – 2005 we were wondering when the bubble would burst!

What is the US country calling code?

Description : What is the US country calling code?

Last Answer : 1 (one)

Northeast US jellies, are you prepared for the coming blizzard?

Description : Northeast US jellies, are you prepared for the coming blizzard?

Last Answer : Making chili tomorrow and chocolate bars on Saturday so I guess I’m prepared!

US jellies who have worked as expats can you answer a tax question?

Description : US jellies who have worked as expats can you answer a tax question?

Last Answer : I was overseas for 9 years working for a large corporation. My taxes were done by Delloite and KPMG so you can figure they knew what they were doing. During those years I did not contribute to ... it shows 0 income for those years. Of course I was more than compensated for that small negative.

Can the jellies that aren’t in the US guess what all 50 US states are famous for without googling?

Description : Can the jellies that aren’t in the US guess what all 50 US states are famous for without googling?

Last Answer : Divided?

If all of us Jellies lived in one giant house, what rooms would it have?

Description : If all of us Jellies lived in one giant house, what rooms would it have?

Last Answer : We need a room for the dogs to play and fight with each other, as their masters will be doing.

Why do so many of us Jellies have an interest in Iceland?

Description : Why do so many of us Jellies have an interest in Iceland?

Last Answer : I can’t speak for anyone else, but there are three reasons I would like to go to Iceland: 1) the homogeneous population and culture 2) the lay of the land: rocky, rough, almost visceral, with the backdrop of the North Atlantic. 3) a country with in active volcano – how cool is that….

Northern US and Canadian jellies: will you try to watch the Northern Lights tonight?

Description : Northern US and Canadian jellies: will you try to watch the Northern Lights tonight?

Last Answer : I hadn’t heard this, and I will take a look, thanks! (However it sounds like my chances will be slim.)

Can I recommend a play for my US and UK jellies?

Description : Can I recommend a play for my US and UK jellies?

Last Answer : I’ve pretty much given up on theatre but give me something with marionettes and I’ll be there. I’m an enormous fan of Ronnie Burkett and am following the creation of his newest show intently.

US Jellies: Are you off today for Columbus Day? What did you do for this long weekend?

Description : US Jellies: Are you off today for Columbus Day? What did you do for this long weekend?

Last Answer : I am not off today. We get some other state holidays in exchange at other times during the year.

And, as a third Q on this topic: US jellies, would you come back (see details)

Description : And, as a third Q on this topic: US jellies, would you come back (see details)

Last Answer : No. If I get out, I’m gone.

Northern US Jellies: do houses commonly have 5+ different types of flooring?

Description : Northern US Jellies: do houses commonly have 5+ different types of flooring?

Last Answer : The house you describe sounds like a DIY by owner or flooring supplies were bought at close outs. Each at a different time. Expensive houses are usually due to the location but not 5 or 6 ... of flooring, it sounds like asking for flooring consideration before contract should be part of the plan.

Whats with all these new jellies that instantly can't be found, and do you want us flagging them if they can be found?

Description : Whats with all these new jellies that instantly can't be found, and do you want us flagging them if they can be found?

Last Answer : answer:We’re in the middle of a massive spam attack and trying to keep it at bay. If their profile’s gone by the time you click it, it means we caught it. If you can see their profile and it looks questionable, please flag it.

It's Rosh Hashanah! Will you join me in wishing L'shanah Tovah (Happy New Year) to the Jewish Jellies among us?

Description : It's Rosh Hashanah! Will you join me in wishing L'shanah Tovah (Happy New Year) to the Jewish Jellies among us?

Last Answer : L’shanah Tovah to you all!

Ever get a little happy when seeing jellies who haven't posted in a while pop in and grace us with their presence?

Description : Ever get a little happy when seeing jellies who haven't posted in a while pop in and grace us with their presence?

Last Answer : Yes. It’s refreshing to see old friends.

US jellies, do you use the term "Boxing Day" to refer to the day after *********?

Description : US jellies, do you use the term "Boxing Day" to refer to the day after Christmas?

Last Answer : I don’t. Probably Anglophiles do. :)

It's been a while and there's a whole new gaggle of jellies - so maybe you'll take a moment and tell us about your nickname and (current) avatar's inspiration?

Description : It's been a while and there's a whole new gaggle of jellies - so maybe you'll take a moment and tell us about your nickname and (current) avatar's inspiration?

Last Answer : My avatar is me. I look younger in it than I am but it is current. I chose Jennifer because I didn’t want to use my real name and it is pretty.

US Jellies: How do you transition from Halloween decorations to Thanksgiving/autumn decorations in your home?

Description : US Jellies: How do you transition from Halloween decorations to Thanksgiving/autumn decorations in your home?

Last Answer : DigitalBlue I’m male, do you really expect I’ll know the difference between the two decorations?

Okay, I'm throwing myself to the mercy of the female jellies with this, but do you ladies sometimes flash your breasts to guys just to toy with us?

Description : Okay, I'm throwing myself to the mercy of the female jellies with this, but do you ladies sometimes flash your breasts to guys just to toy with us?

Last Answer : Yes. And when you make your move in response, we slap you with a sexual harrassment lawsuit to milk you dry.

Now that we charactarized ourselves, let us do the same to our fellow Jellies (with rules).

Description : Now that we charactarized ourselves, let us do the same to our fellow Jellies (with rules).

Last Answer : answer:@rebbel – Dutch Pirate who keel hauls anyone who confuses his title with Dutch Oven Bring it.

Bioscience jellies (and all jellies), can you help us understand the implications of this new research (details)?

Description : Bioscience jellies (and all jellies), can you help us understand the implications of this new research (details)?

Last Answer : Although it seems scary, I think the best defense against anything is complete public knowledge of all the details.

Can I ask that all the jellies on the east coast stay safe and let us know you are safe after the hurricane hits?

Description : Can I ask that all the jellies on the east coast stay safe and let us know you are safe after the hurricane hits?

Last Answer : Stay safe Jellies. We are thinking of you.

What is your favorite adult joke in a kids TV show?

Description : What is your favorite adult joke in a kids TV show?

Last Answer : Spongebob watching the dancing sea anemone and changing the channel

What’s the most annoying joke that fires you up?

Description : What’s the most annoying joke that fires you up?

Last Answer : Any "I hate my spouse" joke. I love my husband and he loves me. If we hated each other so much we'd divorce. Fuck off with that shit.

What’s your favorite South Park joke?

Description : What’s your favorite South Park joke?

Last Answer : The wheel of fortune joke. Where he just drops the hard r.