Description : What kind of car, or vehicle, does a sheep drive? -Riddles
Last Answer : “Lamb”orghini (Lamborghini)
Description : When do you see sheep in ink? -Riddles
Last Answer : When you draw them in pen!
Description : Why do black sheep eat less than white sheep? -Riddles
Last Answer : Because there are less black sheep in the world than white.
Description : A farmer has twenty sheep, ten pigs, and ten cows. If we call the pigs cows, how many cows will he have? -Riddles
Last Answer : Ten Cows. We can call the pigs cows but it doesn't make them cows.
Description : A pig lives in a pig farm, a cow lives in a cow farm, a sheep lives in a sheep farm, a chiken lives in a chiken farm. Where do horses live? -Riddles
Last Answer : On a ranch.
Description : If there are four sheep, two dogs and one herds-men, how many feet are there? -Riddles
Last Answer : Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only people have feet.
Description : What do Spanish speaking sheep say at Christmas time? -Riddles
Last Answer : Fleece Navidad.
Description : What does a male sheep do when he is angry? -Riddles
Last Answer : He goes on a ram-page.
Description : Why is it easier to count cows than sheep? -Riddles
Last Answer : You can use a cowculator.
Description : A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left alive? -Riddles
Last Answer : 9
Description : I cut hair every day, but my hair stays the same. Who am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A barber.
Description : One day, a King asked his advisers, 'What should I do if someone touches my mustache ( mustaches are a sign of power)?' The first adviser said, 'He should get his hair cut off and be hung ... sweets.' This shocked the advisers and the King. Why would the third adviser suggest such and idea? -Riddles
Last Answer : Since mustaches are a sign of power, the only ones daring enough to touch someone's mustache, especially the King's, would be a child.
Description : How does the Man in the Moon cut his hair? -Riddles
Last Answer : Eclipse it.
Description : How does the moon cut his hair? -Riddles
Last Answer : E-clipse it!
Description : A logician with some time to kill in a small town decided to get a haircut. The town had only two barbers, each with his own shop. The logician glanced into one shop and saw that it was ... dressed, his hair neatly trimmed. Why did the logician return to the first shop for his haircut? -Riddles
Last Answer : Each barber must have cut the other's hair. The logician picked the barber who had given his rival the better haircut.
Description : Which type of sheep, wool or market breeds, have their hair coat ‘slick shorn’ when they are shown?
Last Answer : Market breeds
Description : The Queen lives in a beautiful castle with her only son and a sheep-dog named Sir FooFoo. One day the Queen decides to go out for a spot of tea with some friends. She leaves her eight-year- ... State. When the Queen came home she discovered her son was missing and that he was kidnapped. The -Riddles
Last Answer : Surlamina is responsible for the kidnapping because there is no Secretary of State in a monarchy. It is believed that Surlamina kidnapped the Queen's son because she was not given a real job.
Description : The more you cut and the less you take, The bigger and smaller I get. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A fraction! Well done if you got it that’s hard!
Description : I stab you and I cut you, yet I mean you no harm! What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A surgeon.
Description : I can be tight but you can cut me. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A corner.
Description : I share people who you love. My fifth letter is in letter but not in mutt. if you cut off two heads I become what you do to hit some one with a weapon. I can have designes but I might be ... something that is really important not to do. I rhyme with two words in this riddle. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Frame.
Description : What's the cheapest cut of meat? -Riddles
Last Answer : Deer balls. They're under a buck!
Description : What happens when the council gets cut? -Riddles
Last Answer : It assembleeds
Description : How can you cut a cheese round into 8 pieces with only three cuts? -Riddles
Last Answer : See image below for three cuts needed to divide a cheese round into eight pieces.
Description : You're sitting down for breakfast and realize you have 4 bagels left. You know you'll run out in four days so you cut them in half. How many bagels do you have now? -Riddles
Last Answer : 4 Bagels.
Description : I am a plant. Every second I grow. You can not cut me or you will die. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Time/Thyme.
Description : What is made of wood but no saw on earth is sharp enough to cut? -Riddles
Last Answer : Sawdust.
Description : In yon vast field of cultivated space, I there am found with members of my race; Decapitate me - if you've no objection - You then will find what brings me to perfection; Take one more cut, and then you'll plainly see What Iam destined, day by day, to be. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : WHEAT HEAT EAT
Description : After sneaking in the abode, had he met this influential figure, he would cut his carpus, he thought to himself, who was he? -Riddles
Last Answer : This answer was deleted by moderators
Description : Once upon a time there was a happy family in a dome shaped house the family consisted of a mother, a farther, a chef, a maid, a brother, a sister, and a little kitty named bubbles. The ... the chef said he was sharpening the knife to cut the freshly baked apple pie. Who killed bubbles? -Riddles
Last Answer : The maid! There are no corners in a dome shaped house. Mew!
Description : You'll find me all around you;I can be clear but not seen through;If I get cut you can glue me shut, but I can do it too.What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Skin
Description : I cut through evil like a double edged sword, And chaos flees at my approach. Balance I single-handedly upraise, Through battles fought with heart and mind, Instead of with my gaze.What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : I am justice!
Description : My first is not bent around. My second means 'lift her up' or 'cut her to the ground.'What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A straight razor.
Description : While playing with a metal washer shaped like a ring, Dave accidently pushed it on his finger too far and couldn't get it off. Trying to remove it using soap and water didn't work. The hospital ... and suggested an easy way to remove the washer in just a few minutes. What was his solution? -Riddles
Last Answer : Bob suggested that Dave hold his finger in the air while someone wound a piece of string tightly around his finger just above the metal ring. The string forced the swelling down. As they ... the ring up. They continued winding and unwinding the string until the ring could be easily removed.
Description : My teeth are sharp, my back is straight, to cut things up it is my fate.What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Saw.
Description : My head and tail both equal are, My middle slender as a bee. Whether I stand on head or heel Is quite the same to you or me. But if my head should be cut off, The matter's true, though passing strange Directly I to nothing change.What Am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : The figure eight.
Description : Walking home one day, you take a short cut along the train tracks. The tracks cross a narrow bridge over a deep gorge. At the point you are 3/8 of the way across the bridge, you hear the train whistle ... run over as well. If you can run ten miles per hour, how fast is the train moving? -Riddles
Last Answer : The train is moving at 40 miles per hour. Imagine that a friend is walking with you. When the train whistle blows, you head away from the train, he heads toward it. When he reaches safety, you ... the bridge in the time you cross the remaining 1/4, the train must be moving four times your speed.
Description : Dynamite is a tool that can be used to cut down trees. To cut a tree 18 inches in diameter requires five sticks of dynamite: one on the north, south, east and west sides of the tree, and the ... you instruct the diver to put the fifth stick of dynamite if you wanted the tree to fall north? -Riddles
Last Answer : It doesn't matter where the fifth stick is placed, since the tree won't fall in any direction. Being wood, it will float and rise to the surface.
Description : What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten? -Riddles
Last Answer : A deck of cards.
Description : I was carried into a dark room, and set on fire. I wept, and then my head was cut off. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Candle.
Description : What is cut on a table, but is never eaten? -Riddles
Last Answer : A deck of cards cut on a table, but is never eaten.
Description : I live in a circle surrounded by hair sometimes I go out and sometimes I stay in. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Belly Button
Description : What do bees use to style their hair? -Riddles
Last Answer : Honeycombs
Description : A crime has been committed at Freemont Street. The main suspect is a man named Sean Baker. It was said that a man had been walking along the pathway when he was suddenly shot in the stomach. The suspect had ... 'I think this man is telling a lie,' said one of the policemen. How did he know? -Riddles
Last Answer : If the murder came from behind it wouldn't make sense that he shot him in the stomach
Description : I am black of eye and bright of hair And my feet are firmly in the ground. I love the sun upon my face And I follow it around. When I am dead and gone tis said, That I will droop real low, That I will keep the birds well fed, Standing stiff there in my row. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A sunflower.
Description : I have one ear, but cannot hear. I have golden hair but no head. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Corn.
Description : My hair is blue and pink, I am human, I am daddy's lil monster. Who am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : Harley Quinn.
Description : I was born a blonde. I lived with the brown hair. I died a redhead. And buried as a brunette. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Match.
Description : As I was going to the fair, I saw a man with golden hair. He had 3 sons each with another one. How many people were going to the fair? -Riddles
Last Answer : One. Just me because I met the others on the way to the fair.
Description : George walked for thirty minutes in the pouring rain without getting a single hair on his head wet. He didn't have a hat or an umbrella and his coat had no hood.How did he do that? -Riddles
Last Answer : He was bald.