If the Zombie Apocalypse happened, where would you go? Or would you barricade yourself in?

If the Zombie Apocalypse happened, where would you go? Or would you barricade yourself in?
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I’d try to get to Paris Hilton’s house ‘cause if anyone’s gonna eat me, I figure it might as well be her.
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