Description : What to you, says enjoy your youth more than "wouldn't want to break one of those new hips"?
Last Answer : Nice typo, should be says
Description : Expensive birthday gift, do you go with the flow or just say "no"?
Last Answer : I would give her a gift card for the amount I could afford, and it certainly would not be that much money.
Description : If you've ever had to rake leaves in the Fall, as an adult, did you ever just stop raking and jump into the leaf piles and think to yourself 'heck with it'?
Last Answer : Not really. We don’t have many trees in our yard, and my husband has a leaf blower. I’m allergic to leaves, as well as mold, so jumping in would probably make me itchy or sneezy.
Description : Which is your the most memorable birthday celebration and why?
Last Answer : I do not remember any of my birthdays.
Description : How do you think you'll celebrate your 100th birthday?
Last Answer : LOL. I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it. If I can just get home within the next three days, the first mate and I will celebrate with a steak and a bottle of Sangiovese.
Description : What was the best surprise you got on your birthday?
Last Answer : My seventh birthday I got a treasure hunt. After following the clues all around, the final clue led me to a spot in the garden where a shovel and a hoe lay on the ground making an “X”.
Description : What should I do for my birthday?
Last Answer : Go to volunteermatch.org and see what you can find.
Description : What should I do for my birthday this year?
Last Answer : answer:I was going to recommend an Alaskan cruise since I loved mine so much last summer and you live in a very different climate, but since you are pulling travel off the table Here are some ... my gift on my birthday is freeing myself mentally for a month from overthinking expenditures. It's fun.
Description : When was the last time you had a cake on your birthday?
Last Answer : answer:I don’t eat cake. Never have. Don’t even get me started about frosting. My kids demand birthday cakes for me now. I blow out the candles, and they eat the cake.
Description : How do you celebrate your birthday?
Last Answer : We don’t anymore. At least we haven’t for the last few.
Description : What do you like most about your birthday?
Last Answer : Looking forward to birthday cards in the mail is probably what I enjoy the most. It’s the anticipation of taking it out, reading it, and hoping something drops out when opening it.
Description : Ideas on how to celebrate a birthday?
Last Answer : answer:Theme park, or a festival of some kind. Renn Faire is a great place, or a local carnival. You and a couple of friends could dress up all fancy and do dinner at a nice restaurant and see a play at the theatre. A weekend camping trip, perhaps?
Description : What were all the exciting things you did for your 18th birthday?
Last Answer : Moved into my own apartment with a girlfriend.
Description : Happy 25th birthday Super Mario Bros! How will you celebrate?
Last Answer : I don’t plan on celebrating this momentous occasion but I stand in solidarity with your celebration.
Description : What makes for a awesome birthday?
Last Answer : Maybe your boyfriend would like a really long foot, leg, butt, back, neck and head massage while you wear fishnet stockings and garters?
Description : What is your suggestion for an unforgettable theme party to commemorate my 25th birthday?
Last Answer : oily gangbang. you will never forget that guaranteed
Description : Any simple suggestions for how to celebrate a roommate's birthday?
Last Answer : Small birthday cake from some decadent bakery, with balloon attached.
Description : Where can I get free stuff on my birthday?
Last Answer : i don't know if you have bill knapp's by you, but they give out a free chocolate cake!
Description : What are some nutricious things that you normally wouldn't think of as edible?
Last Answer : Sumac flowers make a nice tea, taste pretty lemony and have anti-oxidants. (Not poison Sumac)
Description : In what ways have you used your (social) network to accomplish a task that normally wouldn't have been possible?
Last Answer : I used it to advertise this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiqkrz83fos
Description : What’s a risky activity that people normally wouldn’t consider to be dangerous?
Last Answer : driving
Description : What funny or weird antics have you done just because you were alone in your own place?
Last Answer : Attempted to do a headstand against a wall. I just wanted to see if I could still do one without any witnesses present.
Description : If you were attacked on the street, do you truly believe that you could defend yourself?
Last Answer : This is not a fun question. A lot of women on this site have been attacked and raped.
Description : What would you like to tell about yourself that nobody is aware of?
Last Answer : I hate apple pie
Description : "Great, if you can force yourself to do it" - what's your example?
Last Answer : answer:Wake up earlier in the morning. I know I would have more time for a lot of things just by waking up early, but I just can't. Do more exerises. I can benefit a lot from exercises, but I don't ... I often get in trouble with that quirk, but I still can't change. Gee, if I could win myself
Description : Would you date yourself?
Last Answer : answer:I I were a good looking woman, definitely… ;-)
Description : If you had to describe yourself in 3 words, which would those be?
Last Answer : Rich. Handsome. Modest.
Description : How do you entertain yourself when you're alone?
Last Answer : Like you, I read and play around on the computer, mostly. I might use the time to catch up on a show I like, but my husband doesn’t (Glee, for instance). Oh, and naps!
Description : In the spirit of giving and receiving. Pick one thing that you'd like to give to yourself this year, anything.
Last Answer : A VACATION.
Description : Have you ever imagined yourself performing a song MTV style?
Last Answer : Yes, I tend to imagine myself performing from time to time, even though I haven't got a note in my head. There's so many music videos I'd like to star in, but I'd like to change them up and produce ... in Florence's Shake It Out or It's All Over But the Crying, Garbage. Loads of upbeat songs too.
Description : When was the last time you shot yourself in the foot, figuratively?
Last Answer : I was moving furniture and boxes from one house to the other when I noticed my bf had left something behind so I took it to his work. I was all grubby and smelly already and he comes out with a ... arm over my chest as I leaned out of the car window to shake hands and say good morning. erg.
Description : If you were asked to give a testimonial for yourself, what would you say or write?
Last Answer : Don’t believe a word of what he says!
Description : What are some crazy things you could do to distract yourself from your troubles?
Last Answer : Drink heavily.
Description : What's something you do only for yourself?
Last Answer : Buy art (paintings, prints, and art books), purchase Butter Rum filled chocolate (the good stuff), get fresh flowers, and a long, hot, bubble bath. Buy some good wine.
Description : If you're really drunk can you control yourself.
Last Answer : Have you ever been really drunk?
Description : If the Zombie Apocalypse happened, where would you go? Or would you barricade yourself in?
Last Answer : I’d try to get to Paris Hilton’s house ‘cause if anyone’s gonna eat me, I figure it might as well be her.
Description : What do you want to share about yourself today?
Last Answer : oh, I’m a naughty girl…....and I have erotic fetishes.
Description : Parents: Have you caught yourself encouraging your child to participate in something you wouldn't have been caught dead doing at their age?
Last Answer : answer:Nope! I only encouraged my children to participate in (a) things I thought they would enjoy, or (b) things I really enjoyed that I thought they would enjoy. I would never encourage them to do something I didn’t like unless they were interested.
Description : Things that you'd admit to yourself, but, wouldn't share with family and friends?
Last Answer : I worry about my health.
Description : Tell me one thing about yourself you wouldn't want me to know.
Last Answer : Talk about a trait that you would consider a weakness. No need to talk about your deepest darkest secrets here.
Description : Because it's all about the --------, no ----------?
Last Answer : answer:I’ll start: Because it’s all about the carbs, bout the carbs, no veggies….
Description : Care to share poetry that makes you smile because it's fun?
Last Answer : I think I was inspired by the fact that I had oysters for supper.
Description : I'm glad I don't work at a -- ? -- factory, because then I'd -- ? --.
Last Answer : I’m glad I don’t work at a botox factory, because then i’d find it hard to keep a straight face.
Description : Do you allow Facebook announce that's it's your birthday on your birthday?
Last Answer : Your own fault for giving your real birth date.
Description : I heard you got accepted to be on Shark Tank. Could you just explain your invention to me again?
Last Answer : A machine gun that has unlimited bullets and can fire without sound and whose bullets can make people explore and can be shrink to the size of an ant and can be fire underwater!
Description : Congratulations! You've just won a lifetime supply! Of what?
Last Answer : Lube.
Description : Are there people you just don't feel like having fun with?
Last Answer : The banal The predictable The wordy The sloppy paraphrasing
Description : Is the Bronx Zoo free on Wednesdays to adults and kids or just kids?
Last Answer : It’s not “free” on Wednesdays. It’s a “suggested donations” day, meaning that you can pay whatever you want. Even nothing at all. It applies to both kids and adults.
Description : Awesome! Will you give it up for one more brilliant jelly who just made the Fluther mansion totally hip?
Last Answer : Congrats! You’re one of my faves. :)