Description : If all Fluther jellies went on a cruise what do you think will happen?
Last Answer : I end up waking up from a drunken stupor, in a cabin bed with Fiddle and Nessuh. Sans pants and one pastie barely hanging on.
Description : What is the worst marketing campaign you have ever seen?
Last Answer : I don't know if it's the worst, but one I remember from just a few years ago was Tide laundry detergent showing a mom borrowing her daughter's blouse and washing it so her daughter doesn't know ... missing. I mean WTF? A mother doing something sneaky to her daughter? I find it in really bad taste.
Description : Worst thing to say on your first day in the army?
Last Answer : Oh, be sure to establish dominance over your drill instructor on the very first day. They love that. Aggression is what they are looking for!
Description : What is one of the worst inventions that you use daily?
Last Answer : answer:Other humans. The world would be such a pretty place without them mucking up the joint. Kind of lonely, too.
Description : Have you ever had a surprise party thrown for you?
Last Answer : I've had one surprise party thrown for me by a few friends before I went off to college. Nothing fancy, but really nice. They cooked me a vegan pizza, and made me presents and gave me some ... , but just because I think they are awesome people that deserve to be appreciated every once in a while.
Description : Let's have a Ctrl + V party! Want to get to know everybody better?
Last Answer : Blackbird “Farallon” EKoa Tenor
Description : Are you dressing for Halloween this year, work, party, etc.?
Last Answer : answer:For a little idea, why don't you dress like that thing in your avatar? :p To tell the truth my country doesn't celebrate Halloween. Some people even don't know what it is. I ... some Halloween parties from time to time too, but they aren't official, just started by some enthusiatic people
Description : What music would you have playing during competitive games at a party?
Last Answer : There is always Queen’s “We Are the Champions.” Tried and true.
Description : What are some great ideas for a "birth of the universe" themed party(see details)?
Last Answer : I have a quirky sense of humor, so bear with me please. : ) The first thing that comes to mind is a “universal epidural” so he can birth without pain. (Lots of men couldn’t handle the kind of pain that comes with a normal childbirth.)
Description : "Just Dance" vs "Dance Dance Revolution Hottest Party"?
Last Answer : answer:I find DDR to be kind of difficult because I'm not overly coordinated or good at following dance steps. However, I LOVE Just Dance' (and they just came out with Just Dance 2, which sounds even better! ... one. I am planning on getting Just Dance 1 & 2 when I get a Wii.. totally fun workout.
Description : If we were to organize a ask-public Fancy Dress party, what/who would you come disguised as?
Last Answer : Roller Girl, only because I have found some kick ass, old school skates (from my childhood- that still fit!) and knee highs that I have been dying to wear! Not much of a disguise though…..
Description : What's the best slumber party recipe (that's easy and doesn't use many ingredients)?
Last Answer : answer:Pizza bagels? S’mores? Potato hips with onion dip? Can I come?
Description : I am going to an engagement party this weekend for a couple that I don't know too well, but would really like to get something for them..any suggestions?
Last Answer : If they drink I’ve always found glassware to be appropriate. Something nice (think crystal or cut glass) but not too nice, so they can use it daily.
Description : Do you remember where you were on January 1, 2000 at 12:01AM? Did you party differently on that year then any other year so far?
Last Answer : I was 10. And passed out from eating cake.
Description : What is your suggestion for an unforgettable theme party to commemorate my 25th birthday?
Last Answer : oily gangbang. you will never forget that guaranteed
Description : Best party song?
Last Answer : Whatever You Like, by TI I don’t know what it is, I just love it!
Description : For a party tonight, I need help learning how to set this up (see attached picture)
Last Answer : Open one can, have friend hold upright. punch hole in bottom of second can, clap on top of first, and hold together tightly. Have your friend duct tape the cans tightly together. Then open second can ... in the side like you're shotgunning it) and lift the assembly over head height. Ya crazy kids.
Description : What was the worst or best school trip you ever went on?
Last Answer : High dose of shrooms on my first time tripping. It was terrible
Description : The second floor at the mansion is serving venomous antidote cocktails for the party! Guess who just went upstairs?
Last Answer : Congratulations
Description : A man went to a party. There was a bartender at the party, and while the man was recieving his drink, the bartender said, I bet $50 I can write your exact age on this slip of paper. Since ... before, he agreed. In the end he ended up paying the bartender $50. What did the bartender write? -Riddles
Last Answer : “Your exact age”.
Description : Will we ever see the release of Foogle.com?
Last Answer : You understand Foogle means you ask someone else on social media a question instead of going to Google to get an answer to your question.
Description : Have you ever mastered a card game, completely?
Last Answer : I am an absolute expert at Solitaire.
Description : Have you ever been hit in the face with a pie?
Last Answer : Never. Are you offering?
Description : Have you ever tried balancing brooms and chairs on your finger tips or palms?
Last Answer : I’ve tried with a broom a few times. Could keep it upright for thirty seconds or so. Then I got told to quit goofing around.
Description : What would be the best holiday you have ever been on?
Last Answer : answer:As a child, it was a fishing trip to Port Aransas with my dad, TX. He spent most of the time with his pals, but whatever time he spent with me was special enough to have planted a ... fondly recall my first trip to London. A devoted Anglophile, I was enchanted by everything I saw and did.
Description : Ever feel like you want to elect a jelly of the week?
Last Answer : Yes
Description : Atheists: Do you ever wish there was a god?
Last Answer : Then I’ll be GOD! ~
Description : What's the longest game of Monopoly you've ever played?
Last Answer : I have never finished a game of monopoly. I actually don’t even know how you win. The most I can deal with is a few hours, then I get very bored and call it quits.
Description : Best night ever?
Last Answer : It’s hard to say if it was on a vacation, or a concert, or a holiday, or a party or a date. At my age, there have been so many memorable occasions LOL. It’s like the Autobiography of Ms. Jane Pitman.
Description : Have you ever visited the Mall of America in Minnesota? What did you think about it (love it, hate it) and why?
Last Answer : answer:I have not. At one time I would have been enthralled and loved the opportunity to view all the variety of goods. Now, I have 8 of everything I could ever possibly need or want, and I’d be bored to tears. The food court would be my highlight and hangout.
Description : What's the silliest thing you've ever done, said or witnessed?
Last Answer : At the end of a long day some years ago when I worked in a high end gift shop and a couple came in right at closing time. I looked up, and said ( classic Freudian slip ) .... and how are ... cracked up, the wife was not amused. Clearly I was thinking to myself fuck no more customers! . haha
Description : Did you ever have a lucky charm?
Last Answer : None that ever worked. At times I have kept a rabbits foot, a ring, and even “lucky underwear” for dates, but I found most of the time they were unlucky.
Description : Have you ever seen (or been victimized by) a really good prank?
Last Answer : answer:Hands down the best prank ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw9VI546a-E I can personally vouch that it works, too, judging from the text messages I got from my roommate/sister a few April Fool’s Days ago…
Description : Have you ever seen a movie display in a theater near you that you fantasized buying or stealing?
Last Answer : My SIL worked at a blockbuster years ago and all the posters went to the employees, so I would think it would be the same at the theaters.
Description : Have you ever imagined yourself performing a song MTV style?
Last Answer : Yes, I tend to imagine myself performing from time to time, even though I haven't got a note in my head. There's so many music videos I'd like to star in, but I'd like to change them up and produce ... in Florence's Shake It Out or It's All Over But the Crying, Garbage. Loads of upbeat songs too.
Description : Have you ever had a hilarious experience with playing Charades?
Last Answer : I’ve always had fun playing charades. The hardest one to get? “Macy’s.”
Description : If you've ever had to rake leaves in the Fall, as an adult, did you ever just stop raking and jump into the leaf piles and think to yourself 'heck with it'?
Last Answer : Not really. We don’t have many trees in our yard, and my husband has a leaf blower. I’m allergic to leaves, as well as mold, so jumping in would probably make me itchy or sneezy.
Description : Have you ever had a one night stand you still remember fondly?
Last Answer : Yes. I remember my one-night stands fondly.
Description : Have you ever been unable to stop laughing in public?
Last Answer : I’ve never had it happen, but this is one of my favorites.
Description : What do you think is the greatest thing ever invented?
Last Answer : answer:Penicillin. Hands down. It’s why no matter how much I love history, I never want to actually live in another time unless I can bring a time machine full of penicillin. Except, also, the wheel and the printing press. And The Pill. Really, just everything on this list.
Description : What are the best board games you've ever played?
Last Answer : I like Aggravation, Battleship and Stratego. I like to play Candyland with my granddaughter. We have a vintage 45 year old Candyland game!
Description : In the spirit of fun, do you ever have to bribe your husband/wife/partner with something for them to do something you want to do?
Last Answer : I’d call it more of a compromise than a bribe.
Description : What is the weirdest thing you've ever done?
Last Answer : Ask out my 2 best friends from high school. If it went wrong, it could’ve ruined our friendship. But Fate was on our side.
Description : What is the most cheesy thing you can ever say to someone?
Last Answer : I wuv you,Snookums-wookums! I had to stop to slap- myself in the face for saying that!LOL
Description : Juts curious what is the best date you have ever been on (keep it pg to pg 13)?
Last Answer : My best date was when my husband and I were dating. We went to Annapolis, Maryland for a weekend. He took me out to a fancy restaurant. We were both dressed up (me in a little black dress and him in a ... I loved him) and then went back to our hotel (which was the nicest hotel I've ever been it).
Description : Has your boss ever done anything cool for 'employee appreciation' purposes, and what was it?
Last Answer : I used to be so thankful when my boss brought donuts. Especially if he got me strawberry frosted with sprinkles. I’m easy to please. Thats all it takes.
Description : Have you ever drastically changed your appearance?
Last Answer : I haven’t had a haircut (except occasionally trimming split ends) since 1996. the only reason I can think to cut it in the future is if my arms get too old to handle it (probably at least another 20 years or so). At that time, I’ll probably maintain the shaved bald look.
Description : Who is the best musical performer you've ever seen live unexpectedly?
Last Answer : I saw James Taylor in Honolulu about 15 yrs ago. He brought down the house, and was amazing. Michael McDonald was awesome too.
Description : What's the best time you ever had while you were "under the influence"?
Last Answer : When I fluthered. Also, swimming in a public fountain with about 20 other people. It was not a large fountain. It looked pornographic.
Description : Have any Flutherer's, over the age of 30, ever tried the drug, Ecstacy(MDMA)
Last Answer : Yes. I did, once, with my son. He invited me to go to a rave with him when he was 16, and I went. - I did it to understand what the experience meant to him. - I didn't like the ... there were one of the most meaningful experiences I have had as a parent of teenagers. It changed my view of things.