Description : What are some universal things or jokes or events that would be funny to everyone?
Last Answer : answer:I’m not sure there is anything that’s funny to everyone. I highly doubt it. Or, you know…your mom.
Description : Why are things so funny late at night, especially when you're tired?
Last Answer : Because that’s when I’m usually on Fluther.
Description : Do you have any funny or strange things you could tell us about your day today?
Last Answer : I saw a really fat lady drop her bag of chicken nuggets in the mall food court. When she bent down,her pants ripped down the seam in the back, then she lost her balance and fell forward. ... laughing typing this. She didn't seem too embarassed. She was more worried about spilling her diet coke
Description : Am I desensitized If I think that Gary the Stormtrooper is funny?
Last Answer : answer:Not necessarily. A lot of such stuff (Adult Swim in general) has a similar type of humor and certainly I have many sensitive friends that get it and think it's pretty hilarious. It might depend on what ... (also?) be desensitized. But I imagine from the way you're asking, that no, you're not.
Description : What do you do when someone tells you a funny story that you don't think is funny?
Last Answer : I drily say: “Not funny”.
Description : Why does it seem that black people are more likely to find violence funny or something to be proud of?
Last Answer : I do not accept the premise of this question.
Description : What are some funny last names that are accurate?
Last Answer : Not funny, but often were accurate historically. Short, Taylor, Smith, Cantor. Some surnames developed from town names rather than skills. Some were the first name of the father. My maiden name means family of ... a coincidence or what. They didn't come to America, so I know very little about them.
Description : What are some funny last words?
Last Answer : “I told you I was sick.” – on a tombstone.
Description : What are some funny euphemisms for being crazy?
Last Answer : Bonkers Cactus Funky here are some good ones, although they are sort of hard to read and here is another website
Description : Can you share some funny jokes?
Last Answer : What’s the most important thing in humor timing.
Description : Do you have any funny insults?
Last Answer : The village called; they want their idiot back.
Description : What is the funniest thing you have seen, heard, been a part of? Would it be considered funny now?
Last Answer : There’s a video of a screaming goat (non-violent. ) It’s very simple. But it makes me laugh, every time. It hasn’t gotten old…
Description : Do you have a funny video to lighten the mood?
Last Answer : Here is a funny scene from one of may favourite movies of recent years.
Description : Have you ever run across a funny epitaph?
Last Answer : Rosebud.
Description : What is always funny?
Last Answer : Cream pies in the face.
Description : Want to share something funny you heard, or saw, or thought of today?
Last Answer : The people my fiance and I are staying with own 4 dogs, the oldest one has become increasingly attached to us so is always around. This is how she is currently sleeping. She does this all the time, it’s so weird :P
Description : Tell me something funny that happened to you today!
Last Answer : answer:Funny Coloma. Moved mother into The Home today. Let’s just say I shall never again take directions from the residents who live on multiple identical floors.
Description : Which comedians do you find are funny without being anti-social?
Last Answer : Jimmy fucking Carr.
Description : Do you have any funny store signs to share?
Last Answer : Oh sure. This this this this this this this this this
Description : It's Saturday! Post something funny so we can lighten up the spirits around this place!
Last Answer : Let’s have pancakes!!!!!
Description : What would your own funny or weird ad say?
Last Answer : answer:Free one medium size sand bag. Bought as burial shroud for dead cat, cat did not fit. It was too hard and stressful trying to stuff said dead cat into bag. His tail and hind legs could not be properly ... up to a 3 dozen Hamsters. A $2.95 value, yours for FREE! Hurry, it won't last long!
Description : A funny thing happened on the way to........where exactly?
Last Answer : answer:My female goose is obsessed with the neighbors sheep. One in particular, I have just returned from collecting her from wandering out of the yard and following said sheep about a half a block up my little ... wants to do is cuddle up with her love that lives on the wrong side of the fence. lol
Description : What funny accidental mishaps resulting from missing letters on a sign have you seen? Alternatively, make one up!
Last Answer : -affle House.
Description : What kind of funny are you?
Last Answer : Accident prone that gets laughed at…that has never changed. My husband and friends seem to think I am funny. I’m just trying to get through my day, usually. I find a lot of humor in my children and life. And I love to laugh, out loud. Without regret.
Description : What would be something funny or unusual to say at an echo?
Last Answer : answer:Repeat. Or: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ... sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.
Description : Anyone from or have lived in, Germany? I have an exchange student here & I'd like to tell him a joke in German that he will find funny.
Last Answer : answer:Addition—I asked what his favorite movies are, he told me 3 of them.. they are… 1. Der Schuh des Manitu 2. Der Wixxer 3. Neues Vom Wixxer Hope that helps give you an idea of what he likes. He said they are comedy. I plan to watch them later, so I don’t know what they are like.
Description : What would be something funny you could say when seeing your reflection first thing on a morning?
Last Answer : Hello, Newman.
Description : What funny examples can you recall as a kid when you misread a word?
Last Answer : I used to pronounce “media” as “med-ee-ah” (like medicine) my mother tells me of a childhood friend, who pronounced “grotesque” as “grot-ess-cue”
Description : Is a funny bone an important part of who you are?
Last Answer : I always manage to bump my funny bone on corners. I hate that pins and needles feeling. I have to tell my arm to stop being so serious.
Description : What's so funny about "dirty" words?
Last Answer : well, roasts in particular are designed to be rude, offensive events. but i concur: a lot of humor today revolves around shock, rather than intelligent writing. so they're not so much funny as ... giggle when they say it because they think it's cool . some people don't move past that.
Description : Do you have any funny replies for when someone asks your age?
Last Answer : “as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth” just like Kris Kringle in the original Miracle on 34th St.!
Description : Will AC ever stop being funny?
Last Answer : God! Let’s hope not!
Description : What are your favorite funny euphemisms?
Last Answer : @Evelyn’s: What are your two examples euphemisms of? I would conisider “passed” a euphemism for “died,” and “limbs” the Victorian euphemisms of “legs.” Even pianos couldn’t have legs.
Description : What is your favourite scary short story that are also funny? Post it here.
Last Answer : Harrison Bergeron by Kurt Vonnegut.
Description : What is funny to you?
Last Answer : This is funny to me. I love cats, and I love watching people fall. But mostly I find humor in the absurd. Sometimes shit is so fucking insane the only way to deal with it is laughter.
Description : Seen any funny signs lately?
Last Answer : answer:How about this one: http://failblog.org/2008/01/31/escalator-warning/ :P
Description : When does a remark or adage or saying stop being funny and become banal and tedious?
Last Answer : I think it’s totally subjective. I may have heard it a million times and be sick to death of it, but to someone else it may still be fresh, and they’ll still find it amusing.
Description : What are some bad things to wish for that other people would think is a good thing?
Last Answer : Children often wish they were adults. When they become adults they wish they could go back to be children.
Description : What things do you think the rich wonder about the poor and vice versa?
Last Answer : How you would find humor in being poor is beyond me.
Description : Is Lex Luthor based on Donald Trump?
Last Answer : I think it might be the other way around, The “Don” is based on Lex.
Description : What are some things that would make you unelectable?
Last Answer : Being a known child molester.
Description : What are some things few would know that are so interesting sounding that noone can help but googling them?
Last Answer : answer:I’ll get the ball rolling….. Engrish
Description : What weird things do you do?
Last Answer : No comment. I wouldn’t want to start a fad.
Description : What is the funniest things you ever misheard?
Last Answer : LOL! I’ve heard funny things, but nothing is coming to mind right away. I tend to misread things more often, though. I’ll be like, “Whaaaa?” and I have SLOW DOWN and reread. I’ll be back.
Description : How often do you read things wrong and get a good laugh from it?
Last Answer : I do this often…..no examples at the time, except for tiny prick
Description : Are there any weird "things" that you just have to do?...
Last Answer : answer:I have to get away from people before I answer the phone. I have a horrible phobia of talking on the phone within any visible proximity to people.
Description : What is the future of someone who gets a cut perfectly down their fate line?
Last Answer : He needs surgery at one point in his life, recovers perfectly, and goes on to tell the tale.
Description : Do astronauts need to move their bowels before going up into space?
Last Answer : I recommend reading Chris Hadfield’s book: An Astronaut’s Guide to Life on Earth, in which he discusses all these technicalities of life off planet.
Description : Would residents in Tornado Alley be more likely to build storm shelters at their homes if we called them "Coming Economic Collapse" shelters?
Last Answer : That’s funny and may just work!
Description : Is everyone diggin' their Epiphany?
Last Answer : Happy Ukrainian Christmas Eve! I’m missing out on some delicious cabbage rolls and perohe back at the homestead.