What is the funniest things you ever misheard?

What is the funniest things you ever misheard?
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LOL! I’ve heard funny things, but nothing is coming to mind right away. I tend to misread things more often, though. I’ll be like, “Whaaaa?” and I have SLOW DOWN and reread. I’ll be back.
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