Anyone from or have lived in, Germany? I have an exchange student here & I'd like to tell him a joke in German that he will find funny.

Anyone from or have lived in, Germany? I have an exchange student here & I'd like to tell him a joke in German that he will find funny.
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answer:Addition—I asked what his favorite movies are, he told me 3 of them.. they are… 1. Der Schuh des Manitu 2. Der Wixxer 3. Neues Vom Wixxer Hope that helps give you an idea of what he likes. He said they are comedy. I plan to watch them later, so I don’t know what they are like.
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