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Day 1021 Human realized that he could write my diary by himself. Just looked at me like “what do I need you for?”. This can’t be good.

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Description : Which is more effective, spaying female dogs and cats or neutering the males? (Please see details.)

Last Answer : Well neutering the males is cheaper and far less risky and invasive. On the hand, personally, the racket a female cat in heat makes me want to murder things.

Description : Can you have two or more cats and still have furniture, screens and drapes intact?

Last Answer : My house would be in shreds. Not to mention the cat crap everywhere.

Description : Do male cats become more aggressive with women when the woman is due to menstruate?

Last Answer : I’ve never noticed anything like this in a life time of cat ownership. Highly doubtful, especially if the cat is neutered too.

Description : Which do you find more creepy a bug with several legs or the far away look that cats get after licking their butts?

Last Answer : Bees seem to speak to each other in a language that only makes sense if you assume they see the world in six dimensions. That creeps me right the hell out.

Description : Do cats get more vocal as the get older?

Last Answer : They are as different as we are. We had a kitten that was living under the house until I trapped it and got it living outside and that boy almost never shut up. He would visit us inside but when ... t dally long because there was no living with him until he left the house, if you can imagine that.

Description : Do solid black cats suffer more from extreme hot weather than lighter colored cats?

Last Answer : Possibly, but it probably depends much more on thickness and length of coat. Shaving cats is popular in the summer months even though it makes them look demonic to help them deal with the heat.

Description : Do cats vomit more when in heat?

Last Answer : answer:I have never heard of this as a symptom of the breeding cycle. It may just be a coinicidence and she is agitated and has a nervous stomache or a minor case of a bug. Cats can contract similar viruses for stomach flu. I wouldn’t be concerned unless it continues for more than 2 days or so.

Description : Why are cats so much more incredibly awesome than dogs?

Last Answer : I happen to think dogs and cats are both completely awesome.

Description : Why is it that dogs and puppies are more closely associated with boys while cats and kittens are with girls?

Last Answer : Possibly. Or that people stereotype cats as being more “passive” and small. Either way it’s probably some dumb gender stereotype

Description : Why do cats respond more when their names end in the 'e'/'y' sound?

Last Answer : I don’t know, but great question. I have noticed that too, with my pet cats.

Description : Do cats yawn more than other animals?

Last Answer : @Andrew; Now that I am an expert, I think that the yawn is akin to the stretch…a form of aerobic exercise.

Description : How do i get my cats to be more comfortable around me so i can hold them more often without them getting mad?

Last Answer : If a cat doesn't want to be held, they don't want to be held. I have 3 cats. My eldest, the Persian, does NOT want to be held. She'll hiss, growl we can't even get her groomed at a groomers. We ... awhile. Just pet them. If they come in your bed, just pet them. don't try to pick them up for awhile.

Description : Why do cats choose to curl up on what I would consider uncomfortable surfaces, instead of a more comfortable surface?

Last Answer : haha, I think you’re cats must be dumb…mine always sleep in soft areas that are usually warm…like an area of carpet near my glass sliding door that has sun shining on it….or a window seal. Or under my desk.

Description : What do you think of this key to ID domestic cats?

Last Answer : What about bobcats?

Description : Is a cat's hearing and smell as keen as a dogs?

Last Answer : They're different, but yes, more or less. Dogs have more smell neurons and more of their brain seems to be devoted to smelling, but cats may be more sensitive, as they have 30 V1R receptors versus 9 in ... tell where it is to within 3 inches. Their ears can each rotate and aim to zero in on sounds.

Description : When cats are washing themselves, are they "doing the laundry", or "taking a bath/shower"?

Last Answer : Yes for both.

Description : How does a cat's body know how long to make its whiskers?

Last Answer : I found this‘s%20whiskers%20are%20proportionate,is%2C%20the%20longer%20its%20whiskers article. (I don’t know why the link won’t paste right.) Let me know if it’s not coming up.

Description : If dogs or cats were to evolve to human level sapience, do you think they would develop racist beliefs divisions based on breed, fur colour, or fur patterns?

Last Answer : My dog is an equal opportunity dog hater. She hates all dogs. I would bet she would be racist, classis(classism?) and a bully.

Description : Fans of musicals, does watching the Cats movie trailer give you goosebumps?

Last Answer : No. I think it looks stupid and I enjoyed it on Broadway.

Description : Is it normal for older cats to stop covering their litter box droppings?

Last Answer : Have your friend replace all of the old litter with new fresh stuff. Wash out the litter tub/box. If your friend uses scented litter, try unscented.

Description : What is it with cats and their spidey sense when bedding gets manhandled?

Last Answer : They have very good hearing and can locate soft sounds, and even when partly asleep (i.e. most of the time) they are tracking what is happening where. Different cats are interested in different things, and ... hear you doing that from far away and come to see if you'll play that game with them.

Description : Cats and dogs being derived from lines of apex predators, how intelligent would you be willing to make them before it made you scared of them?

Last Answer : As intelligent as questioning orders.

Description : What's the English (and by English I don't necessarily mean UK), term for trimming cats' nails?

Last Answer : It’s called “declawing.”

Description : Why do cats hate being flipped off?

Last Answer : Cats hate any challenge to their authority & being flipped off makes them feel challenged!!! The only thing cuter than a pissed off cat is Babies & their cats

Description : Have you ever noticed that there is a much greater variety of dogs than there are cats?

Last Answer : Big cats, little cats. Black cats, white cats, red cats. Good cats, better cats. Go Cats, Go. Siamese, Burmese, Bengal, Turkish Van, Russian Blue, European short hair, Sphynx, Norwegian Forest cat, Maine Coon, Scottish Fold. And those are from the top of my head.

Description : Do cats become aware of the effect of catnip?

Last Answer : I don't know how much the associate the cause & effects and/or care about the consequences, but my observations of quite a few cats on catnip is generally: * Each cat reacts differently to it. * ... fairly regular use of it. * Freshness matters, as does whether it's been rustled to release more.

Description : Why do Turkish Angoran cats have a fascination with running water?

Last Answer : I have no experience with Turkish Angoran cats, but had a long-haired no-particular-breed black cat who loooooved running water. She would rocket up to the bathroom sink when I turned on the faucet. ... she walked the rim while we showered, poking her paw in the curtain gaps to catch some spray.

Description : Why don't dogs and cats seem to realize their tails are a part of themselves?

Last Answer : I think that they they are just playing with themselves. Just having fun. They really know it’s their tail.

Description : Why are cats considered feminine and dogs considered masculine?

Last Answer : I think it's that the common traits overlap somewhat: In the context/understanding that everyone (male or female, human or animal) has both masculine and feminine aspects. Cats tend to be more ... aggressive, and perhaps some other things that are also what people tend to think of as masculine.

Description : Is cat hair a problem with short haired cats like Siamese?

Last Answer : They can still have all the same problems with fur. It’s just less fur. Some people who aren’t allergic to cats, will have terrible allergy problems with Siamese cat’s hair….

Description : Why do cats awkwardly lick their necks beneath their chins, and what is it called?

Last Answer : I think they are programmed to clean anything they can reach, with emphasis on places where food items might drip or splatter.

Description : What is a good ear mite remedy or medicine for cats?

Last Answer : answer:Most ear mite medications work by suffocating the mites in an oil based solution, with a little topical antibiotic in them as well. Probably best to get the medicine from your vet. You could try a ... you have been in fairly recently in the last couple of months or so. Might do that for you.

Description : Does anyone here know of any pages like the one I link to below of breeding rules or guidelines, but for CATS?

Last Answer : How about this site ? It looks like it will answer your questions and is simple and clear. Just click on the underlined red link and the page will come up.

Description : How would I go about getting my cats to stop using the litterbox?

Last Answer : Did you try putting a box outside? Preparing a digging area for them outside?

Description : What do you think of my cat's health problem?

Last Answer : answer:Has your vet tested for internal parasites? Is Sheba an indoor/outdoor cat and does she hunt small game like rodents/birds? There is a intestinal parasite called Coccidia that can cause all of ... transmittable to humans. Maybe ask your vet about this. www.cat-world.com.au/coccidiosis-in-cats

Description : Why do cats always take a long time to walk through doorways?

Last Answer : They are on alert to danger that can be hidden in a new room.

Description : Can pet birds (parrots, canaries, etc) live in the same house with dogs and cats?

Last Answer : answer:They can for a while, sometimes. But my experience, in the cases where (against my advice and attempts to refuse it) birds were introduced to homes I lived in where there were cats, was that eventually ... the bird is older than the cat, and the cat meets the bird as a kitten, I would think.

Description : How can I determine which of my cats is doing this?

Last Answer : answer:[Disclaimer: No special veterinary knowledge.] If this were my household, I'd start by keeping notes: bracketing the time of day when it occurs, observing cats using the littler boxes and seeing ... the perpetrator, isn't well and is leaving traces in the litter box that one cat is avoiding.

Description : So, what should they do with the 90 year old woman who was making purses out of neighborhood cats?

Last Answer : it’s really not a hard decision to make as to what to do. She needs healthy care and comfort. Why would a 90 year old woman suffering from dementia be living by herself in order to capture, kill, and skin cats?

Description : How to deal with feral cats in my yard? And neighbors dogs barking that are left out all day?

Last Answer : answer:Put in a water sprinkler in your yard to go off twice an hour for maybe a half a minute. Especially at night. After a while they should avoid your yard and they aren't fond of wet ground ... you. Sometimes people get use to a sound and stop hearing it. And some people hear every little thing.

Description : Will mouse traps snap on cats?

Last Answer : Why not use a humane mouse trap? You can let it loose in a field somewhere. You won’t need to worry about your cats, and you can spare the little bugger’s life.

Description : How many cats are too many?

Last Answer : Yes, do you want to be homeless? Imagine living in a cardboard box.

Description : Why did my cat's eye develop brown spots? He seems to feel good.

Last Answer : answer:Maybe this. www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/eyes/c_ct_corneal_sequestrum I’d have him/her checked out. Has the cat had any traumas lately, what breed are they? How quickly have they developed?

Description : Help with sick cats?

Last Answer : Ouch, rough. When my dogs were at they're worst, they would eat or drink out of my hand. It sounds like your cats need hydration. Will they drink out of your hand? Just water. Sorry ... about some warm chicken broth? Nourishing, soothing, and electrolytes. Sorry my knowledge base is so small here.

Description : Do you think cats and small dogs are in danger of suffocating when sleeping up on their owners' beds?

Last Answer : Outside the covers, where most(not all, I know) pets slept, it is unlikely, especially for adult animals. Inside the covers, puppies and kittens are at greater risk, as they (like babies in general) sleep harder than adult pets.

Description : Is it normal for cats to do this specific thing or rare?

Last Answer : answer:That's perfectly normal behavior for a domesticated pet. Obviously, that cat has a strong bond with his people. Plus he knows which side his bread is buttered on. He's no ... that they also enjoyed the prerogatives that accompanied being worshipped as deities. And the pattern continued.

Description : Do you prefer dogs or cats? Why?

Last Answer : Had both. In general I prefer dogs, but every once in a while I find a cat with an amazing personality.

Description : What are some alternative food sources for cats that no longer will eat dry food?

Last Answer : I'm sure your vet can recommend something. Probably something beginning with Hill's and ending in science diet . In all seriousness though, how often are you feeding him the wet food? You might need ... him more often. Also, have you had him checked to see if he might be having dental problems?

Description : Can you help identify my cat's problem?

Last Answer : Well, clearly something is bothering her. The pawing is usually if the animal has something stuck in its mouth. Has she had a thorough mouth exam for any abscess, broken teeth, any obstruction, food ... back of her palate. It is obvious something is bothering her, I'd insist on more diagnostics.

Description : What are some ways to help prevent bladder problems in cats without paying for ridiculously expensive specialty cat food?

Last Answer : answer:This is probably not very helpful but I use the equally expensive Hill’s Rx dry food for tartar control for Milo, mixed with about ¼ Felidae (also not cheap.) I just bite the bullet. Sending this to @syz and @tinyfaery.