answer:I’ve keyed a car. It was a ghetto ass “upcycled” police cruiser with a paint job (probably 2–3 grand). The asshole decided that he was so cool he was going to park on my drivers side, SO CLOSE, that there were literally 2 inches between my car and his. I had to get into my car through the passenger side. So when I did, I opened my window, held a key to the door, and dragged it all the way back as I backed out. That’s the only time.