answer:The Wildebeest is a flaccid creature with two hearts. Unfortunately, due to a lack of bones, it is completely unsuited to the African Savannah. It would live, far more appropriately in Dr. J’s abode, except Dr. J. seems to have a predilection for humans, not wildebeests. The wildebeest has never seen itself in a mirror. It only sees other wildebeests, and then promptly loses its lunch. It is this upchucked lunch (cranberry tea and kiwi tart) that attracts the notice of the predators, who, upon arriving at the scene, grow confused and start snapping about in the air, as if chasing large mosquitos. It is, in fact, a pheromone the wildebeests give off that cause the lions and hyenas (chettahs seem to be immune) to behave this way. Unfortunately for the wildebeests, the lion’s jumping around often tears through their skin, and as soon as the pheromones have cleared the air, the lions settle down to feast. Some people hypothesize that this is the wildebeest committing suicide. Others say that I’m totally off my rocker.