A big old fella in a red & white suit & a beard approaches you, slaps you on the back wishing you a merry *********, your reply is?

A big old fella in a red & white suit & a beard approaches you, slaps you on the back wishing you a merry *********, your reply is?
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He gets kicked in the snowballs. ;)
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