Merry, Merry is coming up in 3 months; what 5 things would you love to have?

Merry, Merry is coming up in 3 months; what 5 things would you love to have?
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I don’t do ********* but New Years, I want: 1. A new computer 2. Money for private tango lessons 3. A new tattoo 4. A bike 5. For Alex to get a job.
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