Merry almost-********* everyone!! So who's having a secret Santa this year?

Merry almost-********* everyone!! So who's having a secret Santa this year?
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I’m doing a secret santa with my team at work. There are 12 of us on the team, I’ve drawn the new girl that I don’t know at all, so I have no idea what to get her. My favourite ********* drink is mulled ****
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