How many lights light up the world for *********?

How many lights light up the world for *********?
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Wait a minute. I’ll run outside and count.
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Do you think there will be less ********* lights put up due to the economy?

Description : Do you think there will be less Christmas lights put up due to the economy?

Last Answer : nope.

[Fluff time] What was the largest amount (as in numbers of bulbs) of ********* lights you ever hung or arranged in any of the places you ever called home?

Description : [Fluff time] What was the largest amount (as in numbers of bulbs) of Christmas lights you ever hung or arranged in any of the places you ever called home?

Last Answer : For me, personally, I think it’s 1000. Five 200 bulb strands. All inside.

If you hang ********* lights on your house during the holidays, does it bother you if your neighbour chooses not to?

Description : If you hang Christmas lights on your house during the holidays, does it bother you if your neighbour chooses not to?

Last Answer : It doesen’t. Well, I don’t put up lights myself. Two people on my street have an impressive set of lights every year though. Looks like a Christmas village up in this bitch. Even if I did have lights, no one would notice as I’d be eclipsed by those two Xmas G’s.

When do you and your ********* lights/display say bye, bye to each other until next time?

Description : When do you and your Christmas lights/display say bye, bye to each other until next time?

Last Answer : Back when I did decorate for Christmas, it was usually the weekend after King’s Day (January 6th, the twelfth day of Christmas).

How does the outside of your house look in terms of ********* lights & so forth?

Description : How does the outside of your house look in terms of Christmas lights & so forth?

Last Answer : My own is pitiful (one light up Santa and a string of white bulbs), I’m not really into the lights and stuff, I think it’s obnxious.

What does it mean when ********* lights have 3 way flashing?

Description : What does it mean when christmas lights have 3 way flashing?

Last Answer : answer:I think it means you have the option of the lights all staying on, the lights flashing on and off or the lights “twinkling”. Edit: Actually, I think the first option would be chasing lights. Chasing, flash on/flash off of the whole string and random twinkling.

How do you properly wrap lights around a ********* tree?

Description : How do you properly wrap lights around a Christmas tree?

Last Answer : Do not wind the lights around, this is a common mistake that you will regret in January. You want to run the lights up and down the tree, then go around, zig zagging up and down all the way. That ... the ends of the branches, but never all the way out at the end, that makes the wires too visible.

Why do ********* tree lights go dead during storage every year?

Description : Why do Christmas tree lights go dead during storage every year?

Last Answer : Because they’re mad that you shoved them into that box so rudely; without a care for their happiness and well being?

Are ********* lights a threat to our national security?

Description : Are Christmas lights a threat to our national security?

Last Answer : Hmmm, food for thought. But even so, I doubt people will stop decorating anytime soon.

If everyday could be like *********, would this be a better World?

Description : If everyday could be like Christmas, would this be a better World?

Last Answer : When you see Christmas decorations out before Thanksgiving, it seems to me someone is pushing the holidays. This year I even saw stuff out at Halloween time.

Did your ********* plans get screwed up at the last minute because of covid?

Description : Did your Christmas plans get screwed up at the last minute because of covid?

Last Answer : My girlfriend and her family were all going to Princeton NJ for a large family Christmas gathering. Tuesday her sister called and said that the town had been hit by omicron and no one was going ... Wednesday afternoon, he had a sore throat and congestion and had tested positive, so no visiting him.

Will you be putting up a ********* tree?

Description : Will you be putting up a Christmas tree?

Last Answer : We had Christmas house lights up last year, figuring people will still drive by.

In the Dickens story, A ********* Carol, why does Jacob Marley have his head tied up as though he has a tooth ache?

Description : In the Dickens story, A Christmas Carol, why does Jacob Marley have his head tied up as though he has a tooth ache?

Last Answer : No toothache. He’s dead. His jaw is tied up because it’s gone slack, as a corpse’s does. But he has to untie it to speak. (We won’t demand too much logic or fidelity to real life when it comes to ghosts.)

Why are people so upbeat and excited about putting up ********* trees and displays, but so glum taking them down?

Description : Why are people so upbeat and excited about putting up Christmas trees and displays, but so glum taking them down?

Last Answer : answer:“Taking them down means you are in another year, a new one.” But it’s a whole year, @Hypocrisy_Central! That’s a long time to wait.

What's your grown-up ********* wish?

Description : What's your grown-up Christmas wish?

Last Answer : All of my children, and all of the people they care about, have full bellies, are warm, and are healthy.

Parents: What creative solutions have you come up with or used for years when money was very tight around *********?

Description : Parents: What creative solutions have you come up with or used for years when money was very tight around Christmas?

Last Answer : How old are the kids? My mom one year when I was around seven pretty much said “We are broke, you get one gift this year.” I still manage to find it in my heart to love her.

Is anyone up for an ugly ********* sweater making contest?

Description : Is anyone up for an ugly Christmas sweater making contest?

Last Answer : HoHoHo

If I walked up to you and wished you a "Merry *********" what would you do/say?

Description : If I walked up to you and wished you a "Merry Christmas" what would you do/say?

Last Answer : I’d give you a hug and wish you a Merry Christmas in return. That is… if I recognized you, LOL. If I didn’t know you, I’d just cheerfully tell you Merry Christmas and wave. =0)

Do you have a grown up ********* list like Barbra Streisand?

Description : Do you have a grown up Christmas list like Barbra Streisand?

Last Answer : answer:A car, to be rich, to be discovered by Hollywood agents, the most awesome tech gadgets, a round the world trip. But world peace, love for everyone and a bright future will also do.

For those who do, when are you putting up your ********* tree this year?

Description : For those who do, when are you putting up your Christmas tree this year?

Last Answer : I put it up Christmas eve. If you put it up in November you’re sick of the thing by mid December.

When you go ********* shopping for others do you inevitably end up buying a "present" for yourself?

Description : When you go Christmas shopping for others do you inevitably end up buying a "present" for yourself?

Last Answer : yes yes very true.. i just got a bunch of clothes 8 dollar jeans… and they fit nice :)

Did people fire shots where you live on ********* Eve at midnight?

Description : Did people fire shots where you live on Christmas Eve at midnight?

Last Answer : No. There are laws here that you can’t fire guns within a certain distance from residences.

Are there any ********* songs that make you cry?

Description : Are there any Christmas songs that make you cry?

Last Answer : White Wine in the Sun

Do you have ********* meal on the 24th or the 25th?

Description : Do you have Christmas meal on the 24th or the 25th?

Last Answer : We do our not very fancy traditional meal on Christmas Day.

What are some of your plans for *********?

Description : What are some of your plans for christmas?

Last Answer : I will not be with family again this year. Instead, my friends and I will have a BBQ in the park. It will be good fun.

DIY decoration ideas for *********?

Description : DIY decoration ideas for Christmas?

Last Answer : If you're in an area with wild holly, you can get some cuttings and put them in vases, or even make a wreath or garland of them. Very festive, surpsisingly long-lasting (three weeks or so without ... you don't have pets or children that might eat the toxic berries, as they do fall off eventually.

If ********* time is defined by when stores first start selling ********* related products, when does ********* start where you live?

Description : If Christmas time is defined by when stores first start selling Christmas related products, when does Christmas start where you live?

Last Answer : Mid July. :-(

*********: Do you open presents on ********* Eve or ********* Morning usually?

Description : Christmas: Do you open presents on Christmas Eve or Christmas Morning usually?

Last Answer : Morning

Anything exciting today? On ********* Day 2018?

Description : Anything exciting today? On Christmas Day 2018?

Last Answer : Let me illustrate the day with a song

So, my Jelly pals, would you care to share your ********* plans?

Description : So, my Jelly pals, would you care to share your Christmas plans?

Last Answer : Scour the wasteland for scrap and canned dog food.

Which ********* present is the one thing you wait all year for?

Description : Which Christmas present is the one thing you wait all year for?

Last Answer : My grandmother used to make cookies just for me for Christmas. When she died (2001), my aunt found the handwritten recipe she used and gave it to me. I have since made the cookies every year and thought ... though I'm making them, I feel as though they are still presents from her in a strange way.

Have you ever been chastised for using, or not using, a particular greeting during the ********* season?

Description : Have you ever been chastised for using, or not using, a particular greeting during the Christmas season?

Last Answer : No. It’s a made up crisis.

Has anyone started their ********* shopping?

Description : Has anyone started their Christmas shopping?

Last Answer : Aye aye, I eyeballed a pair of prescription sun glasses and bought them for 2020.

Does anyone else remember silver ********* trees?

Description : Does anyone else remember silver Christmas trees?

Last Answer : Grammy had one. I chewed her out for going commercial. I was like eight-ish.

Have you ever known an adult who expected, almost to the point of demanding, a gift for *********?

Description : Have you ever known an adult who expected, almost to the point of demanding, a gift for Christmas?

Last Answer : That’s crazy. Christmas is for kiddos anyway. Some people are just shameless and self centered…

Is it stressful when people tell you exactly what to get for a ********* present?

Description : Is it stressful when people tell you exactly what to get for a Christmas present?

Last Answer : Um, @Dutchess_III , it is pretty late in the game. You only have two more days. You could have looked on Amazon and had it delivered to your door, but it's probably too late now. There's ... kids since I don't have any and would have no idea what they would want. Get shopping @Dutchess_III !!

Have you had a memorable ********* tree disaster?

Description : Have you had a memorable Christmas tree disaster?

Last Answer : About 40 years ago a friend and I rented a little house in the woods east of Seattle, in the foothills of the Cascades. Being very hippy and self-sufficient (so we believed) we went ... about it all, and replaced the broken window and battered doorframe quickly and without too much fuss.

Do you like *********, or dislike it? Why?

Description : Do you like Christmas, or dislike it? Why?

Last Answer : I like it. I celebrate it with joy in my heart. Geez, @josie, you;re making me teary and it is still November. The Christmas story, a tale of common people overcoming poverty and forced travel to bring a ... the point my kids check to see if I am weepy. That's what Christmas is about, @josie Brown .

How much, on average, do you spend on your kids and / or grandkids at *********?

Description : How much, on average, do you spend on your kids and / or grandkids at Christmas?

Last Answer : I SO badly want to get the old book Look Our For Pirates for my 6 year old grand daughter but damn! They want $24 bucks for it on Amazon! And that’s the cheapest!

Other than your spouse do you still ********* shop for the adults in your life?

Description : Other than your spouse do you still Christmas shop for the adults in your life?

Last Answer : I make consumables for everybody, but yes, for many fewer than I used to.

Is the "ugly ********* sweaters" phenomenon contributing to the squandering of energy and resources?

Description : Is the "ugly Christmas sweaters" phenomenon contributing to the squandering of energy and resources?

Last Answer : Probably no more than the Teen Formalwear industry. 2-3 skanky nylon dresses per year, per kid, for 4 years of high school (assuming they didn't start going to high school formals in seventh grade ... certainly double as a 2nd or 3rd layer when gallivanting in the snow during not-Christmas, as well.

Do those of you who live in areas where it snows think it’s odd or funny to see “fake” snow ********* decorations?

Description : Do those of you who live in areas where it snows think it’s odd or funny to see “fake” snow Christmas decorations?

Last Answer : When I lived in California, and then Nevada it felt out of place to me. Now that I have snow where I live, it just seems like extending the outdoors indoors. I laugh though, at those people who hang “icecicle” lights on their house, and they get frozen inside of enormous real ice spikes. Lol

What should I get for my 52 year old mom's ********* birthday?

Description : What should I get for my 52 year old mom's Christmas birthday?

Last Answer : How much do you want to spend?

It's July, has anyone started their ********* shopping?

Description : It's July, has anyone started their Christmas shopping?

Last Answer : Bah humbug. Over hyped, over commercialized, over priced. Now I’ll have nightmares of Christmas carols paying on the radio station before Labor Day.

[Fluff time] Do you believe you would have a better ********* as a stressed out wealthy person or a content pauper?

Description : [Fluff time] Do you believe you would have a better Christmas as a stressed out wealthy person or a content pauper?

Last Answer : answer:Well, I've never been rich but I have been poor in monetary terms. Never poor in spirit or joy. So I will bet on the poor. The one good thing about being poor is everyone who is in the ... as everyone I love is healthy and happy too. You learn to live in the moments that are big or small.

[Fluff time] Is a lousy ********* gift with a possible use would be as worse as a lousy one with no plausible use?

Description : [Fluff time] Is a lousy Christmas gift with a possible use would be as worse as a lousy one with no plausible use?

Last Answer : A kayak? Dude where the hell do you come up with these examples lol.

What is on your ********* tree? (If you have one).

Description : What is on your Christmas tree? (If you have one).

Last Answer : I’m not putting up a tree, but…I just hung some cool blue lights. :-) When my daughter was growing up we often went on excursions to cut our own tree, and decorated together.

What would you get Trump for *********?

Description : What would you get Trump for Christmas?

Last Answer : A steaming pile of my sick-person shit.

What would you get Hillary for *********?

Description : What would you get Hillary for Christmas?

Last Answer : Last year as a gag my brother in law gave me a Trump bumper sticker that had his big orange head. I was going to wrap it in a box and give it back this year with a tag that said “dick in a box” I guess I could give that to her.

Is ********* a socialist holiday?

Description : Is Christmas a socialist holiday?

Last Answer : No.