It's July, has anyone started their ********* shopping?

It's July, has anyone started their ********* shopping?
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Bah humbug. Over hyped, over commercialized, over priced. Now I’ll have nightmares of ********* carols paying on the radio station before Labor Day.
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Has anyone started their ********* shopping?

Description : Has anyone started their Christmas shopping?

Last Answer : Aye aye, I eyeballed a pair of prescription sun glasses and bought them for 2020.

Have you started you ********* shopping yet?

Description : Have you started you Christmas shopping yet?

Last Answer : I looked at some Black Friday ads online, if that counts.

Can anyone help me get the best deal on my ********* shopping to cross these items off my list?

Description : Can anyone help me get the best deal on my Christmas shopping to cross these items off my list?

Last Answer : answer:You seemed to have checked out all the possible options though I'm not sure why you are looking in outdated weekly circulars unless you are only looking on the internet, rather than in the local ... you think you might have something you can trade give one of the Gamebox in your area a call.

What do you think about the whole "********* In July" idea?

Description : What do you think about the whole "Christmas In July" idea?

Last Answer : answer:RETARDED. As if christmas in December November October September wasnt enough….. fuck christmas….

Can you explain the concept of "********* in July"?

Description : Can you explain the concept of "Christmas in July"?

Last Answer : People are bored, and they’re trying to move stock before the Fall comes and new stock comes in. Also, many people are spending money on vacation, and not shopping, so it’s an incentive to get people in the store.

So how are you coming along with your ********* shopping?

Description : So how are you coming along with your Christmas shopping?

Last Answer : I have bought 2 big presents so far. Pretty much done.

People who are not American: Does your country have a shopping day that is considered the kick-off to the ********* buying season?

Description : People who are not American: Does your country have a shopping day that is considered the kick-off to the Christmas buying season?

Last Answer : No, completely personal choice & really rather random.

Would it be blasphemy to say I hate wrapping presents, I hate decorating for *********, I hate shopping, and I hate sending out cards?

Description : Would it be blasphemy to say I hate wrapping presents, I hate decorating for Christmas, I hate shopping, and I hate sending out cards?

Last Answer : I support blasphemy!

Considering that ********* is a week away: are you further behind than last year; about the same place, or futher ahead with your shopping, decorating, wrapping, baking, etc?

Description : Considering that Christmas is a week away: are you further behind than last year; about the same place, or futher ahead with your shopping, decorating, wrapping, baking, etc?

Last Answer : Presents bought, wrapped and a few are under the tree. I’m way ahead of myself this year. Last year at this time, I didn’t even have a ⅓ of it done. And, I’m starting Holidays next week. Oh, yeaaaah! I get to kick back and have some Capt. Morgan’s and nogs, manana. :)

Could you help me with my ********* shopping?

Description : Could you help me with my Christmas shopping?

Last Answer : fredflare.com for the ‘clever’ and sundancecatalog.com for the ‘original’. I know I have more floating around in the old brain, but can’t quite catch them at the moment!

When you go ********* shopping for others do you inevitably end up buying a "present" for yourself?

Description : When you go Christmas shopping for others do you inevitably end up buying a "present" for yourself?

Last Answer : yes yes very true.. i just got a bunch of clothes 8 dollar jeans… and they fit nice :)

Do you have a ********* tradition that started when you were young and continues today with your family?

Description : Do you have a Christmas tradition that started when you were young and continues today with your family?

Last Answer : My family started the tradition of opening some gifts on Christmas Eve. That evolved when we became adults into the family getting together on Christmas Eve, and then spending Christmas Day in our own ... craziness. It made me feel very happy to hear there was the traditional clam dip and fudge.

Shopping for jewelry, can anyone recommend a good website?

Description : Shopping for jewelry, can anyone recommend a good website?

Last Answer : Try Etsy.com for handmade, unique jewelry. I also like Sundancecatalog.com. Of course, both of these sources are a little quirky. So, if you’re looking for more mainstream jewelry, you might not find it there.

How is your holiday shopping going?

Description : How is your holiday shopping going?

Last Answer : I ordered a new phone on Amazon yesterday. That should be enough.

Who's staying up or getting up at the asscrack of dawn and going shopping?

Description : Who's staying up or getting up at the asscrack of dawn and going shopping?

Last Answer : Not me! I can’t stand shopping, especially when it’s crowded. I hope you nutty folks enjoy it.

What item would be important enough for you to brave the crowds for Black Friday shopping?

Description : What item would be important enough for you to brave the crowds for Black Friday shopping?

Last Answer : Not a thing in the world would get me out of bed and into those crowds—- Unless it was a platinum plated laptop/wine chiller for $5.

What is it about holiday shopping that makes people crazy?

Description : What is it about holiday shopping that makes people crazy?

Last Answer : I would rather have a root canal than go shopping on Black Friday. I am a bargain shopper but you will never see me shopping then. I will find my bargains at other times, thank you very ... trampled on by shoppers at a WalMart. Nothing like a little Christmas joy/spirit to start the holiday season!

Do you go out chrismas shopping on black Friday?

Description : Do you go out chrismas shopping on black Friday?

Last Answer : Nope.

Does anyone have a special story they like to read to their kids as a holiday tradition for *********, Hannukah, Kawanza?

Description : Does anyone have a special story they like to read to their kids as a holiday tradition for Christmas, Hannukah, Kawanza?

Last Answer : We have always read The Polar Express by Chris Van Allsburg and this great little Scholastic book called Moosletoe ( judging by the price they are asking for this first edition, we’re not the only ones who think it is great). We also always enjoyed Arthur’s Christmas.

Does anyone else remember silver ********* trees?

Description : Does anyone else remember silver Christmas trees?

Last Answer : Grammy had one. I chewed her out for going commercial. I was like eight-ish.

Anyone here not buy into the whole crazy gift giving thing at *********?

Description : Anyone here not buy into the whole crazy gift giving thing at Christmas?

Last Answer : Oh, I don’t want to. But the kids….you just can’t let them down. But I’m trying to make it as easy as possible on myself.

Has anyone really had a piece of whiskey endowed cake at *********, that made them tipsy?

Description : Has anyone really had a piece of whiskey endowed cake at Christmas, that made them tipsy?

Last Answer : Nope, I don’t know that I’ve ever eaten a piece of alcoholic cake, period.

Is anyone up for an ugly ********* sweater making contest?

Description : Is anyone up for an ugly Christmas sweater making contest?

Last Answer : HoHoHo

Has anyone got a ********* Joke?

Description : Has anyone got a Christmas Joke?

Last Answer : answer:The economy. that is all.

Man I fail at *********... could anyone help me with present suggestions for my family?

Description : Man I fail at christmas... could anyone help me with present suggestions for my family?

Last Answer : Mom - Candles? Potpourri? Matching scarf and gloves? If you're considering a candle, look into Woodwick Candles. They have real wood wicks so when they burn they crackle. Sounds pretty. Brother - ... up under while she watches TV? Harry and David has some nice chocolates, jams, and jellies also.

Does anyone know the composer of this piece (link)? Can anyone suggest classical ********* music?

Description : Does anyone know the composer of this piece (link)? Can anyone suggest classical Christmas music?

Last Answer : Apparently it’s this guy, and it’s a Renaissance piece.

Has anyone ever actually gotten coal for *********?

Description : Has anyone ever actually gotten coal for Christmas?

Last Answer : My son was a real brat one year and I put a bow on a bag of charcoal. He didn't get his presents until late that day. He was a real brat though!! Now we know he's bi-polar, but ... out of control behavior he was displaying that year. I think he was suspended twice and that was in grade school!!

********* Holiday time is actually a SAD time for me, so I'm starting to dread them ALREADY. Anyone else?

Description : Christmas Holiday time is actually a SAD time for me, so I'm starting to dread them ALREADY. Anyone else?

Last Answer : answer:Yea, there's tons of stuff that you can do if you don't want to have a pity party for yourself. Volunteer to collect toys from those toy bins. Volunteer in a soup kitchen. There's a ... myself pretty unavailable on the holidays. It's only a happy time for normal people. I relate to you.

What are your thoughts about people on FB asking for help buying presents for their kids, or whomever, for *********?

Description : What are your thoughts about people on FB asking for help buying presents for their kids, or whomever, for Christmas?

Last Answer : I haven’t seen anyone doing that on my face book.

What are some user friendly ways to get rid of guests who have outstayed their welcome this *********?

Description : What are some user friendly ways to get rid of guests who have outstayed their welcome this Christmas?

Last Answer : Yawn, and say, “boy it is late, I need to hit the sack. Is that right honey?” Glance to your partner and dump the responsibility on her/him.

If a belligerent alien race were to visit us on ********* Day. What do you think their reaction would be ?

Description : If a belligerent alien race were to visit us on Christmas Day. What do you think their reaction would be ?

Last Answer : They’d probably try to blow everything up, a la “Independence Day.”

What are your opinions on telling your children that you buy their ********* presents as opposed to telling them Santa Claus brings them...

Description : What are your opinions on telling your children that you buy their Christmas presents as opposed to telling them Santa Claus brings them...

Last Answer : Oh… heart = broken

Do you feel that the more money you spend on a kid at ********* or on their birthday, the happier they'll be?

Description : Do you feel that the more money you spend on a kid at Christmas or on their birthday, the happier they'll be?

Last Answer : Well, not if you spend it all on sweatervests and educational software.

Why do I have such disdain for people who have ********* wreaths on the grills of their automobiles?

Description : Why do I have such disdain for people who have Christmas wreaths on the grills of their automobiles?

Last Answer : my ex used to do this, but his reasoning was because he drove for a living, where most people would decorate their desks, he didn’t have one, so he’d decorate his work SUV. You don’t really have many options except a wreath on the grill.

Do those of you who live in areas where it snows think it’s odd or funny to see “fake” snow ********* decorations?

Description : Do those of you who live in areas where it snows think it’s odd or funny to see “fake” snow Christmas decorations?

Last Answer : When I lived in California, and then Nevada it felt out of place to me. Now that I have snow where I live, it just seems like extending the outdoors indoors. I laugh though, at those people who hang “icecicle” lights on their house, and they get frozen inside of enormous real ice spikes. Lol

It's *********! Would you like to wish your fellow jellies a Merry *********?

Description : It's Christmas! Would you like to wish your fellow jellies a Merry Christmas?

Last Answer : I wish you a speedy, complete, and permanent recovery for Christmas and the rest of your life. :-)

What do you think about those who celebrate ********* but don't know its meaning?

Description : What do you think about those who celebrate Christmas but don't know its meaning?

Last Answer : Also, could someone explain to me about the Pagans. Is it true that the Christians took this idea from them?What did Pagans believe?

How much CO2 might a healthy Douglas Fir ("*********") tree absorb during its lifetime?

Description : How much CO2 might a healthy Douglas Fir ("Christmas") tree absorb during its lifetime?

Last Answer : I do not know, but I will say thank you! That is how the “issue” of excess CO2 should be addressed.

Did people fire shots where you live on ********* Eve at midnight?

Description : Did people fire shots where you live on Christmas Eve at midnight?

Last Answer : No. There are laws here that you can’t fire guns within a certain distance from residences.

Are there any ********* songs that make you cry?

Description : Are there any Christmas songs that make you cry?

Last Answer : White Wine in the Sun

Did your ********* plans get screwed up at the last minute because of covid?

Description : Did your Christmas plans get screwed up at the last minute because of covid?

Last Answer : My girlfriend and her family were all going to Princeton NJ for a large family Christmas gathering. Tuesday her sister called and said that the town had been hit by omicron and no one was going ... Wednesday afternoon, he had a sore throat and congestion and had tested positive, so no visiting him.

Do you have ********* meal on the 24th or the 25th?

Description : Do you have Christmas meal on the 24th or the 25th?

Last Answer : We do our not very fancy traditional meal on Christmas Day.

What are some of your plans for *********?

Description : What are some of your plans for christmas?

Last Answer : I will not be with family again this year. Instead, my friends and I will have a BBQ in the park. It will be good fun.

DIY decoration ideas for *********?

Description : DIY decoration ideas for Christmas?

Last Answer : If you're in an area with wild holly, you can get some cuttings and put them in vases, or even make a wreath or garland of them. Very festive, surpsisingly long-lasting (three weeks or so without ... you don't have pets or children that might eat the toxic berries, as they do fall off eventually.

Will you be putting up a ********* tree?

Description : Will you be putting up a Christmas tree?

Last Answer : We had Christmas house lights up last year, figuring people will still drive by.

If ********* time is defined by when stores first start selling ********* related products, when does ********* start where you live?

Description : If Christmas time is defined by when stores first start selling Christmas related products, when does Christmas start where you live?

Last Answer : Mid July. :-(

*********: Do you open presents on ********* Eve or ********* Morning usually?

Description : Christmas: Do you open presents on Christmas Eve or Christmas Morning usually?

Last Answer : Morning

Anything exciting today? On ********* Day 2018?

Description : Anything exciting today? On Christmas Day 2018?

Last Answer : Let me illustrate the day with a song

So, my Jelly pals, would you care to share your ********* plans?

Description : So, my Jelly pals, would you care to share your Christmas plans?

Last Answer : Scour the wasteland for scrap and canned dog food.

Which ********* present is the one thing you wait all year for?

Description : Which Christmas present is the one thing you wait all year for?

Last Answer : My grandmother used to make cookies just for me for Christmas. When she died (2001), my aunt found the handwritten recipe she used and gave it to me. I have since made the cookies every year and thought ... though I'm making them, I feel as though they are still presents from her in a strange way.