Is anyone up for an ugly ********* sweater making contest?

Is anyone up for an ugly ********* sweater making contest?
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Description : Is the "ugly Christmas sweaters" phenomenon contributing to the squandering of energy and resources?

Last Answer : Probably no more than the Teen Formalwear industry. 2-3 skanky nylon dresses per year, per kid, for 4 years of high school (assuming they didn't start going to high school formals in seventh grade ... certainly double as a 2nd or 3rd layer when gallivanting in the snow during not-Christmas, as well.

Do you have an ugly ********* sweater and if so, how ugly is it?

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It's July, has anyone started their ********* shopping?

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Anyone here not buy into the whole crazy gift giving thing at *********?

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Last Answer : Oh, I don’t want to. But the kids….you just can’t let them down. But I’m trying to make it as easy as possible on myself.

Does anyone have a special story they like to read to their kids as a holiday tradition for *********, Hannukah, Kawanza?

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Has anyone got a ********* Joke?

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Can anyone help me get the best deal on my ********* shopping to cross these items off my list?

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Man I fail at *********... could anyone help me with present suggestions for my family?

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Does anyone know the composer of this piece (link)? Can anyone suggest classical ********* music?

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Last Answer : answer:“Taking them down means you are in another year, a new one.” But it’s a whole year, @Hypocrisy_Central! That’s a long time to wait.

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Last Answer : answer:A car, to be rich, to be discovered by Hollywood agents, the most awesome tech gadgets, a round the world trip. But world peace, love for everyone and a bright future will also do.

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When you go ********* shopping for others do you inevitably end up buying a "present" for yourself?

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Have you had a memorable ********* tree disaster?

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Other than your spouse do you still ********* shop for the adults in your life?

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Do those of you who live in areas where it snows think it’s odd or funny to see “fake” snow ********* decorations?

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