How do I tell my in-laws that we will be hosting ********* Eve dinners in our home from now on?

How do I tell my in-laws that we will be hosting ********* Eve dinners in our home from now on?
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You say to the in-laws: we will be hosting ********* Eve dinners in our home from now on.
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