TGIF: very important question; what do you think of Kate Middleton's official portrait?

TGIF: very important question; what do you think of Kate Middleton's official portrait?
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answer:Dreadful. Her nose is mysteriously huge and misshapen. Dark circles and bags have appeared under her eyes. Her beautiful smile has morphed into a smirk. Most interestingly, she looks about 20 years older than her actual age. When the portrait was unveiled, Kate and Wills managed to behave graciously and express admiration. Good manners can require good acting, and that couple deserves an Academy Award.
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