Do you think the real Santa gets and/or should be paid royalty fees for all the movies about him and all the Salvation Army, bell ringing wanna-be’s?

Do you think the real Santa gets and/or should be paid royalty fees for all the movies about him and all the Salvation Army, bell ringing wanna-be’s?
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No. He should be in jail for product piracy and slavery. Just think about the millions of toys he makes cheap knockoffs off, all while employing elven slaves at no pay.
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