~ How can one become rich sleeping all day and lying prone watching t.v.?

~ How can one become rich sleeping all day and lying prone watching t.v.?
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I don’t know. I haven’t tried that approach. But if you’ll pay for my place, food, the premium cable TV, utilities, insurance and such; I’ll fill you in on how I got rich as soon as it happens.
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