Description : Would you like to share something amusing you've found on the internet, just for the fun of it?
Last Answer : This DRAW A STICKMAN has put the biggest smile on my face today – enjoy!
Description : Alright, you frothy, elf-skinned flap dragons! Can you create an amusing Shakespearean insult?
Last Answer : Frothy Goatish Loggerheaded Hedge-Pig
Description : What are some amusing or clever anagrams of either your real name or username?
Last Answer : answer:For my username ‘rpmpseudonym’ - Syndrome Pump Send Mr Yum Pop Dumpy Sperm On Mod Sperm Puny
Description : The day after the end of the world coincides with Silly Saturday. Will you post something nonsensical?
Last Answer : The man with the melon in his left hand hoisted his right leg onto the table where a meerkat ran circles round a bowl of lemon jello.
Description : I am going to an engagement party this weekend for a couple that I don't know too well, but would really like to get something for them..any suggestions?
Last Answer : If they drink I’ve always found glassware to be appropriate. Something nice (think crystal or cut glass) but not too nice, so they can use it daily.
Description : What kinds of silly things did you do as a kid, a teen/young adult, and when older?
Last Answer : At 13, friends and I passed out chocolate covered Milk Bones for a Halloween “trick.” My little mastermind plot. lol Parents were not happy at all inspite of the health benefits of whiter teeth and fresher breath.
Description : A silly question. Would you count the grains of salt in a salt shaker?
Last Answer : Heck yeah. Do I have to be right to claim my money? Because if there is any chance that I can’t collect at the end of the week, I take back my “heck yeah.”
Description : Where do flutherites go to ask dumb, or at least silly, questions?
Last Answer : apparently, right here.
Description : What weird and/or silly things do you like to do when you're drunk?
Last Answer : lol I like to ask silly questions on Fluther. It usually bites me in the ass though.
Description : Is it silly for an adult to play tricks and pull pranks?
Last Answer : I think that kind of stuff keeps people sane. Good for you :)
Description : Silly black & white senior photos?
Last Answer : nevermind, i finally found it. http://www.yearbookyourself.com/ have fun!
Description : It's the weekend. Anybody want to play The Jelly Below Me?
Last Answer : answer:I do but not at the same time. TJBM is wonder what happened to TJBM 64, which is where I was just a while ago!
Description : What are the components of a good April Fools joke?
Last Answer : answer:I had planned a nice little getaway with my fiance for the end of holy week. I reserved a very nice hotel room with a jacuzzi in a little terrace area and bought her a bikini that dissolves ... to work. A friend's GF bought a fake pregnancy test online and is going to surprise him tomorrow.
Description : Will you help me tell a neverending bedtime story?
Last Answer : Every night she would walk through out the forest and dream of her prince jelly. One dark yet starry night she saw a bright light shining down. As she wondered into a clearing, she gazed skyward and caught her breath… for it was that night she saw her very first wishing star…
Description : What are your plans for the weekend?
Last Answer : I just found out my customer wants a review meeting at their facility on Tuesday afternoon. That means I will spend a lot of time getting it all together. And I’lll be thinking about for the next few days. Ugh!
Description : Are you dreaming of the weekend?
Last Answer : My weekend starts now. Home alone for the next few days and while I have the usual stuff to do I am looking forward to a lot of solitude too.
Description : What is your ritual or favorite thing you do on the weekend?
Last Answer : sleeping
Description : Is it too early to plan for the weekend?
Last Answer : answer:Leading a hike for my walking group on Saturday and going with another group on a hike with dogs on Sunday. No evening plans as yet. Oh yes – and break a leg, Jake!
Description : It's Friday! Anybody have anything fun planned for the weekend?
Last Answer : I’m broke til payday on Tues. but, had fun yesterday at a local micro-brewery and may see a movie. That’s about all my budget can afford til next week. haha No-thing exciting here I’m afraid.
Description : Looking for suggestions of fun things to do for 4-day holiday weekend?
Last Answer : Visit the tourist attractions that you never go to because you are a local.
Description : It's Wednesday (for most jellies). What do you use to help you over the hump to the weekend?
Last Answer : I don’t know. The weekend isn’t an easier time for me. More time with kids, even less sleep.
Description : It's the Sydney Mardi Gras weekend, so in support of all our gay and lesbian flutherites, what would you wear if you could be part of the parade?
Last Answer : answer:The year I was there I wore a white leather bustier with cone shaped breasts ala Madonna and black and white tiger striped bikini bottom. Just kidding, I was there one year to ... outfit I described above would have been appropriate, albeit a tad conservative, relatively speaking! :-)
Description : I'm going to New York for a long weekend in September. What would I regret not doing during my time in NYC?
Last Answer : I would definitely see a Broadway show if you are into that sort of thing. Some of the most fun I had in NYC was walking around Chinatown and Little Italy. There are also a lot of museums and ... there's all the other landmarks like the Statue of Liberty, Ground Zero, and the Empire State Building.
Description : An 80 year old multi millionare,man/woman,invites you to spend the weekend with them as their lover.In return you will inherit their entire estate worth a small fortune.Would you accept their invitation?
Last Answer : Go in a second. I can bear almost anything for a couple of days.
Description : What are some things that I can do with a cute 3 year old girl coming for the weekend?
Last Answer : Yahoo Answers Junior Edition ® might be of some assistance.
Description : What to do when a cute 3 year old girl comes over for the weekend?
Last Answer : Considering whe wasn’t supervised last time and she was much younger then…are you sure she should even come over??
Description : Does anyone have an amusing story regarding anything to do with driving?
Last Answer : I don’t drive. So can story of riding my motorbike count?
Description : Can everyone tell a story?
Last Answer : How about this: we start with a prompt, then the next jelly will write a story based on the prompt then think of another prompt. It’s easier to write that way.
Description : Will you add to the "Movie Titles Tell a Story" experiment?
Last Answer : The Terminator
Description : Can we get together and tell a story?
Last Answer : …but I noticed that across the street was a mysterious car with ONE occupant and he looked Italian.
Description : Were there any activities/games you experienced as a kid that had an element of danger attached?
Last Answer : We used to go to new construction sites and have dirt bomb fights and make forts in the rafters. This was fun and games until we got old enough to really be throwing large clumps. My friend Chris, still to ... at the age of 36 enjoy most of my aches and pains. Ahhh the comings of age. God bless it.
Description : Can we do "Tell me something great that happened to you today?" again?
Last Answer : It’s the little things. I got an email from my big Sis this morning, telling me that my soon-to-be 7 year old niece (on Nov 1st) got an email from Chuckie Cheese saying “Happy Birthday”. She was so excited about it, and was sure that Aunt Jenny (me) told Chucky about her birthday. =)
Description : What amusing coincidence always seems to follow something you do?
Last Answer : I'll be at work and it's so boring. No one calls, no one needs help or advice and no one comes looking for me. As soon as I start eating lunch a hundred calls come in and the parents ... decides to call with this long and detailed issue that inevitably keeps me in the office way past punch out time.
Description : I have an exam in about 3 hours, care to send some good vibes?
Last Answer : In 12 hours you will be done with the test. Good job!
Description : Do you believe in negative energy/vibes in objects?
Last Answer : No. That is nothing more than superstition.
Description : Care to send some good vibes to one of my favorite jellies, Gailcalled?
Last Answer : Good thoughts to Gail!
Description : What songs give off "dark vibes?"?
Last Answer : Possum Kingdom by the Toadies
Description : What does Hemlock tree signify? (a) Air of nature (b) Vibes of Positivity (c) Death and fear (d) None of the above
Last Answer : (c) Death and fear
Description : Will you tell us something about your avatar?
Last Answer : Mine is Pepino from the old comic strip Gordo.(comic_strip) When I was a kid I kinda identified with Pepino, his name is close to my own, and he looks a bit like I did.
Description : If we started writing silly poetry designed to offend everyone in one fail swoop, do you suppose anyone would find humor in it?
Last Answer : I will laugh, and more so if my “group” is included.
Description : If you were given a book with the story of your life, would you read the end?
Last Answer : Not likely. I already know the tale and it would not make for a terribly interesting read.
Description : Care to play the "What's the moral to that story?" game?
Last Answer : answer:I did saw a Life in the ER episode where a guy got super, super, super sick and it took them forever to find out what the problem was. They finally traced it back to a bar-b-que he ... up in the sick guy's hamburger and he ingested it. It punctured his intestine. What's the moral here?
Description : Want to try a game: "the story was really ______"?
Last Answer : Should the story already exist in any form and my job be twisting it or should it be a completely made up one? Actually I have a hilarious fan interpretation of a movie and your thread seems to be a good place for me to unleash my demon >:D
Description : Would you like to play: continue this story (Halloween version)
Last Answer : It was raining when they lowered the coffin into the grave.
Description : Would you like to share your scariest insect story?
Last Answer : answer:I have two both of which are horrible. When I lived in Seattle, there was a hige evergreen in our front yard. One day I turned to go back in the house and there was a very large spider hanging ... bed right next to my face, and dropped to the floor (where I killed it). Bombed by a spider!
Description : Make as you go story?
Last Answer : The waiter brings me my roast duck. Unfortunately, it’s still alive.
Description : Did you play the witcher (Game) - what was your character's story - excited about '2'?
Last Answer : No, sadly. I’ve never hard of the game =\
Description : Can the Ask-public collective write a coherent story?
Last Answer : As I raised the drink to
Description : Did Todd Allan Corbett really apply for a name change, or is the story about him, just a joke?
Last Answer : well, since it says on the site itself (right under the image), “In my perfect world, this is a true story.” once can infer that this is but a joke.
Description : What's your story on the joke that went too far?
Last Answer : The thirty years war