Description : What's the silliest thing you've ever done, said or witnessed?
Last Answer : At the end of a long day some years ago when I worked in a high end gift shop and a couple came in right at closing time. I looked up, and said ( classic Freudian slip ) .... and how are ... cracked up, the wife was not amused. Clearly I was thinking to myself fuck no more customers! . haha
Description : What are the most sadistic things you've done?
Last Answer : shooting mosquitos with an airsoft pistol.
Description : You've done some wild things in your past, haven't you?
Last Answer : Not really, no.
Description : What is the weirdest thing you've ever done?
Last Answer : Ask out my 2 best friends from high school. If it went wrong, it could’ve ruined our friendship. But Fate was on our side.
Description : Would you like to share something amusing you've found on the internet, just for the fun of it?
Last Answer : This DRAW A STICKMAN has put the biggest smile on my face today – enjoy!
Description : What's the longest game of Monopoly you've ever played?
Last Answer : I have never finished a game of monopoly. I actually don’t even know how you win. The most I can deal with is a few hours, then I get very bored and call it quits.
Description : What's the funniest slip-up you've heard someone else say?
Last Answer : When I was studying in Argentina I had to have an evaluation by the school couselor at the start of the semester. She asked me what activities I enjoyed and one of them was fiestar a verb for ... Argentina this means to have an orgy. The woman did not stop laughing through the rest of our meeting.
Description : What would be the most ineffective breed to have as a guard dog & what's the funniest you've seen?
Last Answer : answer:Anything with a good bark is a good deterrent. Most intruders are not going to stick around to see whether it’s a Dachshund or a Pit Bull that’s behind the door. Thus, anything that sounds more like its own squeaky toy would fail. Chihuahua, shih tsu, anything with -poo in its name, etc.
Description : What is something you've never done that fellow Flutherites may be surprised by?
Last Answer : I’ve never been to a strip club.
Description : What is the weirdest thing you’ve overheard in a stranger’s conversation?
Last Answer : Overheard on a local walking trail, older woman to older man: “you mean to tell me you’re a grown man of 72 and you don’t know how to walk a dog?”
Description : Through the years, what is the most outrageous costume you've seen during Halloween?
Last Answer : A naked guy with a tiny penis & manboobs, err… “Prick or Teat?”
Description : Congratulations! You've just won a lifetime supply! Of what?
Last Answer : Lube.
Description : Do you know what you've been in your past lives?
Last Answer : Um. An African. In Africa.
Description : If you've ever had to rake leaves in the Fall, as an adult, did you ever just stop raking and jump into the leaf piles and think to yourself 'heck with it'?
Last Answer : Not really. We don’t have many trees in our yard, and my husband has a leaf blower. I’m allergic to leaves, as well as mold, so jumping in would probably make me itchy or sneezy.
Description : What are the best board games you've ever played?
Last Answer : I like Aggravation, Battleship and Stratego. I like to play Candyland with my granddaughter. We have a vintage 45 year old Candyland game!
Description : Where's the weirdest place you've left your phone?
Last Answer : My butt.
Description : Who is the best musical performer you've ever seen live unexpectedly?
Last Answer : I saw James Taylor in Honolulu about 15 yrs ago. He brought down the house, and was amazing. Michael McDonald was awesome too.
Description : Just for fun: is there anything you really wish your SO would do for you, but they never do?
Last Answer : I kind of wish she’d watch the football with me once in a while. Although I understand entirely why she doesn’t. To her credit however she does like to keep track of how my team’s results have gone.
Description : Let's hear one sentence from you beginning with, I have never.........?
Last Answer : I have never seen a John Wayne movie.
Description : What fun things (grand or more mundane) have you done lately?
Last Answer : I've done a few fun things recently. I finally got to go to Yosemite in the wintertime, after years of wanting to take that trip. I also went to a local farmers market and bought some blood oranges, and ... certain authors to continue the SH series. So a little fun here, and a lot of fun there : )
Description : What have you done that people felt sorry for you but you liked it?
Last Answer : Cleaning up shitty code at work, sometimes people are sorry that I had to wade through nasty legacy code, but it's immensely satisfying for me to rewrite something in a way that's better. Also writing complicated ... at work seems to like to touch that shit, but I think it's fun, like a puzzle.
Description : What is one of the most hedonistic things you have done?
Last Answer : I’m not really a hedonist. However the hedonistic deed I am planning is to fly 1st class to the UK. Because really I can’t afford to loll.
Description : What funny or weird antics have you done just because you were alone in your own place?
Last Answer : Attempted to do a headstand against a wall. I just wanted to see if I could still do one without any witnesses present.
Description : Has your boss ever done anything cool for 'employee appreciation' purposes, and what was it?
Last Answer : I used to be so thankful when my boss brought donuts. Especially if he got me strawberry frosted with sprinkles. I’m easy to please. Thats all it takes.
Description : I just learned how to "flip" my text. Are there more 'fun' things out there that can be done to text?
Last Answer : The English to 12 year-old AOLer Translator IM HAVNG AN INTELIEGNT CONVARSATION!!1!11 OMG
Description : What's something cool to do with outdated soda pop?
Last Answer : Go out walking around and when you pass someone shake up a can and open it pointed in their direction. OOPS…so sorry!. lol
Description : What's something you do only for yourself?
Last Answer : Buy art (paintings, prints, and art books), purchase Butter Rum filled chocolate (the good stuff), get fresh flowers, and a long, hot, bubble bath. Buy some good wine.
Description : What's something really frivolous that you want to do?
Last Answer : You better have high ceilings. I really want to buy another poodle skirt. Yes, another.
Description : What's the one thing that you've done that your parents will never know?
Last Answer : the dirty secks. My mother would passout.
Description : What's the thing about you that your parents would never believe you did even if you've done it?
Last Answer : I've saved multiple people from committing suicide, even being on the bridge talking them off. My family have no clue and never will. I realised after I became disabled and stuck in a wheelchair that ... short to feel a nauseating constant need to prove oneself to people who are just that - people.
Description : What is something that recently caused you to think, hey, I could do that better?
Last Answer : I am cooking my own chicken drums instead of ordering KFC. Right now. Will be ready in 1 hour.
Description : On a lighter note. Can you give me something that happened recently that made you smile?
Last Answer : The other day I walked into the kitchen about the time my 4½ year old grandson was putting down his glass. He had big smile on his face and he loudly exclaimed Ahhhhhh, I love women! I looked over ... lemon . I told her she might want to work on diction with him before he starts school next year.
Description : How important is it in your life to do something creative?
Last Answer : I wrote a winning poem when I was 15 (1969) for a county wide contest. Supposedly, it is in a book of poetry, possibly in the library at the University of Idaho, Moscow, Idaho. But I would rather be remembered, rather than just creating something.
Description : If something came back into fashion, what do you hope it would be?
Last Answer : Civility
Description : Can you tell me a joke, an amusing story, or something silly that you experienced to get the good vibes for the weekend started?
Last Answer : Watching my littlest grandkids yesterday was a piece of cake I hardly knew they were even there.
Description : Would you like to teach me something that could save my life?
Last Answer : Remember – it’s pants then shoes.
Description : Will you tell us something about your avatar?
Last Answer : Mine is Pepino from the old comic strip Gordo.(comic_strip) When I was a kid I kinda identified with Pepino, his name is close to my own, and he looks a bit like I did.
Description : If you could change into someone or something else what would it be?
Last Answer : I AM tired of myself, and I want to be Bill Gates for the rest of my life, dammit. I want to spend the rest of my days figuring out how I can most charitably spend Billions. Hell, I don ... make a huge difference. Bill can keep the lifestyle, the house and Melinda. I want control of the Foundation!
Description : The day after the end of the world coincides with Silly Saturday. Will you post something nonsensical?
Last Answer : The man with the melon in his left hand hoisted his right leg onto the table where a meerkat ran circles round a bowl of lemon jello.
Description : If you were the god/goddess of something, what would you champion?
Last Answer : Depravity and wickedness!
Description : What is something that sounds more fun when you say it out loud than it is in reality?
Last Answer : When I get involved in a theatrical production. I am usually really excited about it, but by showtime I’m saying “Why did I want to do this Again?”
Description : Teach me something new, part 3?
Last Answer : answer:I'll get the ball rolling with a few of my own: Edward I of England (1239-1307) was embroiled in a war against the Scots. The Scottish countess of Buchan took a stand against Edward in Berwick ... , and assumed he was casting a spell. You can grow a hybrid of a cucumber and a honeydew melon.
Description : In the spirit of fun, do you ever have to bribe your husband/wife/partner with something for them to do something you want to do?
Last Answer : I’d call it more of a compromise than a bribe.
Description : Can you think of something you enjoy, but aren't necessarily very good at?
Last Answer : I love cycling, but have fallen of the bike many times. I still enjoy it though!
Description : Is there something considerable not to like about this ocean liner?
Last Answer : Looks frickin’ wonderful to me!
Description : What is something creative/fun/cheapish to do with a picky 10 year old girl in LA? (that isn't going to a park, Color Me Mine, or a movie)
Last Answer : How bout a hike? A museum? The beach? A sporting event? A concert?
Description : Does you nick name and avatar mean something for you?
Last Answer : one day while trying to think of a user name for some account I was looking up at the wall and saw a map of yellowstone park. My avatar is just something I like
Description : I am going to an engagement party this weekend for a couple that I don't know too well, but would really like to get something for them..any suggestions?
Last Answer : If they drink I’ve always found glassware to be appropriate. Something nice (think crystal or cut glass) but not too nice, so they can use it daily.
Description : Can we do "Tell me something great that happened to you today?" again?
Last Answer : It’s the little things. I got an email from my big Sis this morning, telling me that my soon-to-be 7 year old niece (on Nov 1st) got an email from Chuckie Cheese saying “Happy Birthday”. She was so excited about it, and was sure that Aunt Jenny (me) told Chucky about her birthday. =)
Description : What if lurve was used for something?
Last Answer : lurve is suppose to be intangible…just like loving people. I don’t think anyone should be able to cash in lurve for anything. Why can’t we just lurve for lurve’s sake!?