What would you have been in another time period?

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Definitely a cowboy, not one that just chucks ropes at big cows & tends to his horses, that’s nowt but a farmer that is. No, i’d be a fucking kick arse bounty hunter type, the feel of a pistol filled holster belt slung around my hips, genuinely gives me a semi…“drop ya guns & grab some dirt ya dirty bandit bastard!”

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